fuzzy hotdog

Hairy penis

Last night I went home with this guy and he had a fuzzy hotdog

by JJ.H February 29, 2020

Fuzzy Shit Munchkin

When your dad comes home from a long day of work at Bosch on a Saturday and had a couple beers and wants some of that nice tight hairy asshole that you've been hiding in your pants.

"Son bring over that fuzzy shit munchkin so daddy can have himself a good time." -Dad

"I'm just a kid!!!!" -Son

by BoschDaddy May 4, 2020

Fuzzy log

When your husband is wrapped in a fuzzy blanket spread out across the bed

Your like a cute fuzzy log all wrapped up in that blanket

by Deadpool92 August 23, 2020

Fuzzy Nuzzle

When a chick shaved her pubes and then glues them to her chest.

My girlfriend suprised me with her fuzzy nuzzle last night.

by The real Minnow September 12, 2020

Fuzzy Sweater

When a girl stops shaving her pubes.

She asks you if you want to put on a fuzzy sweater.

by fire crotch canon September 21, 2020

fuzzy carrot

A man's penis that has not been shaved in a long period of time.

Hey Mike your girlfriend said you have a fuzzy carrot.

by Lilnigy October 27, 2020

Concrete fuzzies

A description of the balance between concrete evidence and warm and fuzzy comments when writing a recommendation for someone (esp on LinkedIn).

Person 1: "I'm going to write a recommendation on LinkedIn for my coworker"
Person 2: "Make sue you include the concrete fuzzies"

by NibyNool October 7, 2020