Absent Factor

The single factor not taken into account in any situation, which usually leads to catastrophe.

The fact that Joe didn't clean the beaker properly was the absent factor in the experiment that lead to the explosion in the lab.

by jon132 March 1, 2009

Album Factory

A band that puts out a large number of albums in a very short period of time.

"Dude, the Killers released another album. They just assemble music now, they're an album factory."

by Kaznar March 10, 2009

Lickability Factor

Someone whom you would really like to lick either in a general way or in a very sensational sexual way.

I told my girlfriend as she came in the door that she had a very high lickability factor.

by briantbilane November 19, 2009

Lollage factor

This is a scale used to analyze the precise lol (laugh out loud) factor of a joke or amusing moment. There are three levels of lollage, they are in their respective order from lowest to highest: major lollage, ultimate lollage and maximum lollage. The level of lollage is determined either through a group consensus or individual taste.

Dude, that was totally ultimate lollage.

Major lollage moment, when Jon Goslin was in Las Vegas.

The thing on Donald Trumps head has the maximum lollage factor.

by therealfarq November 15, 2009

shock factory

A person who says and does stuff all the time for the sake of shock factor.

Howard Stern is the perfect example of a shock factory.

by themoose86 April 13, 2010

hangover factory

any place (bar, club, mate's house, etc) which you are guaranteed to feel chronically rubbish after spending the evening in.

I made the mistake of dropping in on John and Jane last night on the way home from work and I feel rough today. Their place is such a hangover factory.

by capuchinster April 27, 2010

Kid Factory

A make believe place that you tell your children you're going to send them to if they misbehave.

Johnny, if you don't stop hitting your little sister I'm sending you to the kid factory!

by Joelj7891 April 25, 2011