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wank flower

Origin: J0sk0r R0sk0r created this word while insulting a bunch of people.

A wank flower is one of these:
1. Some one who smells like they just masturbated.
2. Some one who masturbates with flowers.
3. Some one who enjoys drawing with cum.
1. Man, that wank flower drew on the shower door again.

2. Holy shit, get the fuck out of my closet and stop looking at my porn before my parents come in!
by The Real J0sk0r R0sk0r June 13, 2005
mugGet the wank flowermug.

me auld flower

You stalling it for a few scoops me auld flower
by ryan215 February 9, 2018
mugGet the me auld flowermug.

Flower mound highschool

The gayest school in flower mound where everything in this school sucks ass except for cross country where you get lots of foreskin action and dropping the soap. The 9th grade campus has a really hot teacher and lots of thots and hoes. It shouldn’t be that difficult to acquire nudes. Lots of whites and Indians and homosexuals and also emo kids. Worst school ever.
Person 1: you have a huge peepee
Person 2: yeah I’m in flower mound highschool cross country
by ForeskinLuver69 February 19, 2019
mugGet the Flower mound highschoolmug.

tuna fish flower

1:A vagina looks so much like a flower.
2:Yeah, but it smells like tuna fish.
1:Oh Yeah. A tuna fish flower.
by 21nothing November 2, 2007
mugGet the tuna fish flowermug.

Flowers Popping Off

1. A way of comparing a woman's vagina to that of a budding flower.

2. A girl loosing her virginity.

3. Hippie children smoking herb.
My pistol infiltrated the stamen to create out a child... a blooming flower... flowers popping off.
by CaptainGolfGear January 15, 2011
mugGet the Flowers Popping Offmug.

Flower Boy

A boy who has sex with a lot of girls, most of the girls he would sleep with where virgins. He wears checkered vans and pretends to like basketball but his only sport are girls. And the only things he will post on his Instagram are his shoes or him with a Snapchat Filter.
Girl 1: Did you see his post yet?

Girl 2: Ugh, don’t remind me. I slept with him last night and now he doesn’t even know I exist.

Girl 3: He is such a flower boy!
by Libra♎️51 October 16, 2018
mugGet the Flower Boymug.

flower shop girl

a girl who works in a flower shop. Flower shop girls are known to be some of the nicest friendliest girls around.
I was buying some flowers the other day, and the girl in the shop was extremely friendly and nice. Everyone should get to know a flower shop girl.
by Figleaf23 September 9, 2007
mugGet the flower shop girlmug.

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