Florida Firecracker
A sex position where you dip you’re dick in gas and fuck her then pull out and light her pussy on fire
Florida Firecracker by Brantley Bates February 17, 2021
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Florida ring of death
The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.
Florida ring of death by Flyassfeller10 May 3, 2021
florida sorbet
florida sorbet by millieisbagel May 28, 2021
Florida Friday
Paul: I’m not sure what we could do to celebrate your son’s first communion.
Brian: How about we get the gang together and have a Florida Friday?
Brian: How about we get the gang together and have a Florida Friday?
Florida Friday by AK50_Update_When? June 1, 2021
Florida floor high
Your high as fuck, you go outside outside to do something in the yard but your in Florida and it's 96 degrees and full sunshine. You immediately forget what your even doing because you can't see shit and its so hot your about to die so you scurry back inside. You then proceeded to pack yet another bowl and lay down next to the ac vent. Now your Florida floor high.
Florida floor high by $×ëeþəggggggg§ñyæm§ July 13, 2021
Florida Honeymoon
Describing a brief affair without benefit of marriage. Likely more appropriate to a more sexually conservative era.
“I wouldn’t think she would fuss with little details like getting married,” he said soberly. “A Florida honeymoon would be more in her line.” Raymond Chandler, The Lady in the Lake.
Florida Honeymoon by Debboleh October 10, 2021
Florida Mudslide
A Florida Mudslide is anal where the partner has a dirty rectum or a swamp ass straight from the Florida bayou.
Chapo: That girl looked pretty hot last night did you bang?
Gareth: It all went so well at first but she had a Florida Mudslide thing going on.
Gareth: It all went so well at first but she had a Florida Mudslide thing going on.
Florida Mudslide by GBlaidd November 5, 2021