Fivetoopled

Something that's multiplied by 5.

I clicked on one of those enlarge your nob adverts and my penis size fivetoopled!

by Grrrrob April 28, 2011

Five star moment

An event where a person or group is publicly advised of their shortcomings. Often in an abrupt and humiliating manner.

Late 20th century coinage pertaining to a band from the UK named Five Star and a phone-in interview on a popular UK childrens television show in the late 1980s.

On national TV:
Sarah Greene: OK Eliot, what's your question:
Caller: I would just like to ask Five Star WHY THEY'RE SO FUCKING CRAP, FUCKING... <cuts out>.

That is a Five Star moment, they never really recovered from that. If you find the youtube clip, watch for the girl in black sat immediately to the right of them trying not to piss herself -TV gold!

by ?uestion July 2, 2011

Five Gun Salute

A group sex act wherein several males ejaculate on a recently-deceased human corpse.

Janelle was a wonderful lady and she was taken from us far too soon. We should honor her memory by giving her a five gun salute.

by BobbyBobby January 9, 2012

five-and-dime

Store that sells cheap things.

Example: I bought this glass at the five-and-dime.

by Andoba July 11, 2017

Five Minute Fap Febuary

During the month of Febuary you have only five minutes per day to stroke your penis, as soon as you start your first stroke your time starts.

Haden: Jesus man you nut really fast
Spencer: Training for Five Minute Fap Febuary
Haden: Oh shit I forgot because of Just Take A Break January

by aceofspades8 May 4, 2018

Fireman Fist

Verb. Sexual act.

To pick someone up with your fist in their vagina or ass and to then throw them over your shoulder in a fireman carry.

I begged my boyfriend to fireman fist me until he did. Then I begged him to stop.

by zorro-and-hunnybun May 10, 2019

Five cheese marinara

1. When a man ejaculates into a woman on her period.
2. When a man or woman performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection while on her period.

Ya he came over last night, he had the five cheese marinara.

by ButterflyBlack79 September 22, 2019