fesered

Past tense for premature ejaculating.
Also can be used as "fesering" if someone/you is in the process of premature ejaculating.
Commonly used in western Canada.

This hot chick invited me over, and when I got to her house she was half naked and horny. When she came down on me to give me a blow job, I fesered before she even touched my dick.

I was fingering my girlfriend in some hockey arena, and it was getting so hot I fesered in my pants before she even had a chance to unzip my pants. Leaving a huge mess.

by Sand Warrior February 3, 2013

Fever weed

is the name given to marijuana when a headache is caused by too much smoking. Most of the time Fever Weed is referred to sativa marijuana strains.

Bob: "yo wanna hit this blue dream"?
J-roc: "nah my nigguh I don't smoke sativa, that shits fever weed!"

by Hazelydazed December 11, 2016

fever

Your excuse to not go to school.

I got a fever

by Lumpy space dude May 22, 2020

Fever dick

When someone’s penis is a hotter temperature than normal due to them having a fever.

Jordan is so sick and has a fever but Brooklynn loves riding that fever dick.

by papi chulo amor January 13, 2022

Fever clit

When your clit is throbbing harder than your head during a cold or fever.

I feel so sick but this fever clit is keeping me awake

by Kittykittycascade January 7, 2023

Orchid Fever

when a westerner becomes seriously attracted or drawn to Thailand and/or Thai culture

Tom went to Thailand for a holiday and has come back with a dose of Orchid Fever.

by rabbler September 4, 2009

jingle fever

When a person has a deep attraction for the holidays, particularly Chirstmas.

Did you hook up with Sally at that Christmas party?

Nah dawg she was to busy singing Chirstmas Carols and drinking eggnog.

Damn, she has jingle fever.

by holidaytimeeyeh December 20, 2010