Hobby Farms

a bimonthly magazine, devoted to the life of hobby farmers, homesteaders and small producers.

In 2004 Hobby Farms editorial office moved from Irvine, California, to Lexington, Kentucky.

by Wendysfg May 07, 2023

Cluster farm

A cluster farm is the PG-13 version of a cluster fuck.

The government response to the COVID-19 pandemic has been a cluster farm.

by lasrubieras March 25, 2020

pvc farm

The lots that remained after the housing crash. They typically have pvc tubes stubbed out of the slab.

They were going to build another Starbucks their, but now it is a PVC farm.

by crumsnatcher July 29, 2010

Farm Fag

Someone who lives on a farm/ ranch and is probably incest

All these nasty farm fags are so uncivilized

by Squidwards Bitch June 30, 2019

cucumber farm

The insertion of many cucumbers in the anus at one point of time.

"Ahh, my ass is sore!"
"How come Isaiah?"
"I had a cucumber farm up there!"

by Sir Kaneye East III May 11, 2016

Pringle Farm

A farm in a family full of fat asses that produces pringles.

Hey look at that family they are all so fucking fat. They must have a Pringle farm.

by Lebron James 69 February 05, 2023

Calm the farm

Vb; to lace industrial cattle feed with quaaludes

"Why are you throwing handfuls of pills into the feeding trough?"
"Bro, we just gotta calm the farm."

by Ridley Amstrad October 09, 2016