Fairy sneeze

Where you ejaculate onto a woman & with the spare hand, throw a handful of glitter on it.

"mate I was crafting the other night and ended up fairy sneezing the shit out of it"
"you got any glitter? I need to show her the fairy sneeze"

by JLR1985 July 11, 2012

fairy muncher

A girl that eats cocaine like it's a main course.

That chick is such a fairy muncher!

by maccag October 18, 2010

Crack Fairy

crack fairy. A high flying creature that takes the last hit of your crack when you’re not looking and gives it to lost children.

All the lost people of world love it when the crack fairy puts a chunk under their pillow.

by pirece69 June 16, 2018

fairy killer

Someone who kills every positive belief positive people have about their world. They find something negative in everything you do, or consider to be exciting, beautiful, loving, caring ...

"It's a beautiful day today" ... a fairy killer will say ... really? What's beautiful about it? There is something seriously wrong with you ...

by Fairy Killer Victim March 24, 2018

Bong Fairy

A magical creature that lives in a forest. It gains power from the earth's core and marijuana. It is the least studied creature in all of cryptozoology, but one of the most powerful. It has severe ties to the hidden religion Carstianity from the movie series Cars. The Bong Fairy is small in stature and has large bongs in place of hands. It also has teeth in place of feet as well feet in place of teeth, this is the reason the bong fairy's mouth is sewn shut. However, it is still one of the most powerful entities in the multi-verse.

"I think a dragon could beat a bong fairy."

"Are you kidding!? A bong fairy could destroy a dragon."

by Lilika Alianovala Parkeerla April 4, 2021

The Digital Fairy

A mystical being commonly found scrollin' behind a screen or two, a Digital Fairy prances across the internet & youth culture swirling up knowledge to turn beige briefs into stunnin' werk with its pixie dust 🧚 ♀️

"Wtf is a Digital Fairy?"

"Yah! Digital fairy! Here to make digi works! Digi diet! Digi Couture!"

"Should've gone to The Digital Fairy"

by tynnosaur January 21, 2019

Seltzer Fairy

Someone claiming to be a man most likely a frat bruh who chooses to be a feminine princess by drinking seltzer over COLD BEER. Luke Combs always said “Long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart and seltzer turns you into a heart broke pansy.” Those are the lyrics I heard. Characteristics include not wearing a shirt even though you are 120 lbs soaking wet, listening to EDM, and being very touchy feely at the bars.

Person: yo look at those dudes flexing at each other in the yard drinking white claw
Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there

by Saucymcgeee October 29, 2021