sense of humour failure

A phrase used by a manager as an awkward semi-apology after they lose their temper at their employees. This is the closest to an apology you're likely to get.

Prevalent in the UK tech and consulting sector.

(after boss has stopped shouting obscenities at their staff)
"I'm afraid I've had a sense of humour failure..."

by QuartermasterGeralt June 3, 2020

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Mickayla Jemma faduk

Mickayla is the best person you will ever meet everything about her is perfect she has such a sweet cute personality and Is so caring to animals and people she is also so funny and can make you laugh in seconds. Mickayla is also the most beautiful girl in the world she has Beautiful hair and has the most beautiful eyes ever her eyes are so colourful and vibrant I could stare at them all day and her smile is so cute it could bright up the whole world in seconds .... Mickayla is the definition of perfection and if you know her your one of the Luckiest people in the world

I love you my lil bby Mickayla
And bisexual bailey loves you too

Me: Mickayla Jemma faduk

IS THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND SHE IS SO FUCKING ADORABLEEEE AND SHE IS THE HOTTEST GAY GOD EVER ....I LOVE YOU

The people reading this:. This person is

Such a fuckinggg simp

by Mickayla I perfect 🥺 November 23, 2021

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Being a Failure

Being a Failure is when Steven He's dad grabs the sandal and gives you permanent emotional damage.

You are being a failure.
-Steven's Dad

by j4k3yy November 11, 2022

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Spring lock Failure

A Springlock Failure is the event in which a Springlock Suit's spring loaded devices keeping the animatronic as a suit snaps shut, resetting it back into an animatronic with a wearer inside, typically crushing the wearer to death. Springlock Failures are often caused by moisture, heavy breathing, or failure to correctly set up the springlocks.

"And if you trigger those spring locks, two things will happen: first the locks themselves will snap right into you, making deep cuts all over your body, and a split second later, all the animatronic parts, all that sharp steel and hard plastic will instantly be driven into your body. You will die, but it will be slow. You’ll feel your organs punctured, the suit will grow wet with your blood, and you will know you’re dying for long, long minutes. You’ll try to scream, but you will be unable to: your vocal cords will be severed, and your lungs will fill with your own blood until you drown in it." -William Afton describing a Spring lock Failure, The Silver Eyes

by QueenHHJ June 29, 2023

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Donut of failure

1.) A very depressing donut.

2.) A sad person who fails a lot

Example 1:
Chloe: Ewww that donut makes me sad
Sarah: It tasted like a glazed bagel
Chloe: It's a donut of failure

Example 2:
Mikey is such a donut of failure.

by DonutOfFailure November 3, 2023

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