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seinfeld fight

1)Like the episodes of Seinfeld this fight is about nothing.

2) A fight that starts over a small, insignificant thing.
"I got in a huge fight with my boyfriend last night."
"What was it about?"
"I dont even know, it was a Seinfeld fight."
by jsgbklyn June 17, 2009
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poke fight

When you go back and forth for months, sometimes years, poking each other on Facebook. It's very stupid, pointless, and the only motivation for doing it is the simple fact that you just CANT BE LAST.
This is mad annoying, everyone keeps poking me, so i poke them all back, therefore starting the cycle all over again. Stupid poke fights....
by jonahferrolovesdudes October 5, 2009
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Fish fighter

One who sticks numerous fish sticks in there anus, and then competes in athletic events.
Adriana has to be a pro fish fighter bro, she just shoved 15 fish sticks up there and beat the pope in a 5k run.
by packthecrack September 2, 2011
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cuss fight

Some dead 'fight' where some little wastemen start taking turns to insult each other.
Those little wastemen Jim and Tim had a cuss fight at lunch.
by Khlment October 30, 2013
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dick fright

When someone is so scared of the penis that they literally runs away in terror at the sight of it.

Also when a girl and boy are going out for a good 6 months and the girl still hasn't touched his manhood, she can be described as having 'dick fright'.
Isaac: hey Kathryn whats long hard and full of semen. *whips out his ding-a-ling*
Kathyrn: *dies*
Isaac: Damn Kathryn didn't realize you had such bad dick fright.
by BigNoseManyHoes June 24, 2016
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Wet Towel Fight

A joking reference to two straight males who are spending the night together, as if they were to engage in homosexual love.
Aw, man. Ted slept on Jack's couch last night. They probably had some drinks and had a wet towel fight afterwards.
by Caffeine February 26, 2004
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Ultimate Stick Fighting

Beating random ninjas senseless with plastic golf club separators. It makes the most horrible noise imaginable but creates very little pain. It begun with one dude grabbing a golf club separator while walking through sporting goods and smacking his bud, resulting in a tremendous noise and much laughter and enjoyment.
Dude, let's ultimate stick fight! ::smack:: SWEET!
by David Goreman July 11, 2004
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