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feels soft

this very interesting phrase means that a person might feel a connection when with someone, but in reality just friendzoned them
oh shit that girl just said she feels soft when shes with me
nahhh dude she just friendzoned you so hard
by wata admirer December 4, 2018
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shit feelings

describes emotional status of person who is not feeling good and who can't specify what exactly is wrong. It comes from "It smells like pretty big shit" > "pretty big problem".
Sometimes you can use this phrase when you have problem with your defecation, to stop it, and you would like to aware other person from social degradation.
Bob: I have shit feelings today.
Sash: Why? Because of school?
Bob: Maybe... but during all day I did nothing.

OR

Bob: Boss sent for me and I am afraid about my future.
Sash: But you don't know what is going on!
Bob: Shit feelings... maybe you see me last time...

OR

Bob: Oh no! Shit feelings!
Sash: Good Lord! No toilets around. I have to go! Sorry man.
by BB_King April 6, 2011
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Yucky Feel

Like if your drunk one night in a bar and feel up some chick that you then find out is a family member, that would be a Yucky Feel. Or she could just be someone that was a bad cop a feel.
by Brian (ZEKEofDOOM) December 29, 2008
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cock a feel

Touching a male inappropriately without his consent.
Bro I was out clubbin last night and Jessica tried to cock a feel.
by shrimp_master January 21, 2015
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Feels Good!

The feeling you get when you drop/knock out someone who is compleatly helpless to your awsomeness and prowless in hunting down your opponent like the tiger stalks a gazelle. Refer to God's Work.
by Secret mission man October 18, 2009
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Feeling the carrot

Being in the moment. Feeling the vibe

On Union Square, NYC there is a salesman who is promoting carrot peelers. At the beginning of every demonstration he's habitually saying that the first step is to feel the carrot.
-Dude, start paying attention. It's gonna be on the final
-I know, I'm just not feeling the carrot today
by Rudens October 7, 2008
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Mixed feelings

Going through a list of fetish porn and thinking "what the actual fuck" but still jerking off to it.
Person 1: Hey you wanna go watch a movie tonight?
Person 2: Idk man, mixed feelings.
by Mafrans December 2, 2017
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