Ethan

An adjective that someone uses to describe himself/herself. It is synonymous with "mentally handicapped," and in some cases, "homosexual."

"I'm really excited to go to the movies!"
"Hi 'really excited to go to the movies!' I'm Ethan!"

by e_than_301 June 10, 2020

Ethan

Usually gets taken for a mug but is the most kindest selfless person you'll ever meet

Paula : Shall we have a cup of tea in the new Ethan?
Christine : the one from pound land? Yeah sure

by eggyegg October 12, 2017

Ethan

A common name usually given to white males with dark brown hair, Massive testicles, a beautifully smooth, and thick cock. As a teen He will usually be found in your Girlfriends, or teenage daughters bedroom, and sometimes he will wrestle your girlfriend or daughter on the kitchen table naked...yes the one that you paid for and serve the food you worked hard to buy to feed your family. In other words he is a better version of you. He’s the alpha your the toddler

Girl 1: have you met the new kid Ethan???
Girl 2: omg yes I have. I also met his Big Thick Cock.
Girl 1: that’s why I asked, you weren’t the first or only one sis

by Alice Shannon February 24, 2021

Ethan

Ethans are amazing. Theyou will do anything, for you, at anytime. All the ladies want him, and they are lucky to have him. I had an Ethan, but I broke up with him. This was the worst decision I ever made. I have wanted him back ever since, and anyone who has him is so so so so lucky. I love you Ethan 💙

I love Ethan and miss him...

by AoifeW. October 10, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a white guy he is sexy and nice he will beat anyone's ass if they touch his girlfriend he has a big dick and all the girls love him he will always be there for you don't forget it and he loves his girlfriend Ilyr

My name isEthan

by Slay.eden July 25, 2017

Ethan

Ethan, let’s just say Ethan is athletic but also a little nerdy. He is not “hot” but rather cute and like able. He won’t steal your girl ( he probable will though) and is loyal and faithful. He probably tall and skinny but also powerful and strong. Ethan is also a little cocky and can get ahead of himself sometimes, Ethan can a little hard get to know but once you get to know him he can be a real charmer. Ethan is not a class clown or anything like that, but funny in his own way.

No example present. Ethan

by I is special January 17, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is one of the hottest guys you will ever meet he is tall and handsome has a nice jaw line, cheek bones, eyes that have a amazing green tint and buy the time he is 16 a super hot body, he can be kind and understanding or a absolute asshat depending on how serious the situation is, Ethan is also a excellent judge of character and is excellent at sorting out conflicts.

see that guy , must be a Ethan

Ethan made me so pissed, try not to take it to hart it was just banter

by Endmysufferingjakepaulismydad August 19, 2017