Skip to main content

Elijah Prosser

A fucking sexy hot many with juicy tits that i want to suckle
by RetardedApe69 December 2, 2024
mugGet the Elijah Prosser mug.

Elijah

Elijah is a very quiet person, But in reality he had a bunch of girlfriends, but he can be a player, but when he met the girl of his life and first kiss he will never forget. He is very weird but only his true friends knows he cuts his wrists and smokes. You should get to know him and make him stop.
Elijah: oh there is that girl my first kiss.

Elijah: I wanna die ...
by Vansss November 10, 2017
mugGet the Elijah mug.

Elijah

Elijah is often a loud, blunt guy that makes a lot of mistakes. He’s a really nice guy and can make you smile with his laugh. He also has lots of friends. He doesn’t realize how hot he is and can pop cherries with a glance and can cause mixed feelings in women. Deserves better.
Girl: Elijah is an interesting guy, I can’t tell if I like him or not.
by Dat Boi who roasts ur friends November 21, 2021
mugGet the Elijah mug.

Elijah

A curly haired, twink ass nigga that owns a van and refers to children as lollis in standard conversation.
Person 1: Hey, you heard Elijah has a restraining order?
Person 2: Yeah, it applies to a 5 kilometre radius of any educational institution
by Oiled_Nutsack29 July 18, 2023
mugGet the Elijah mug.

Elijah Job

the act of “hand pleasure” or oral to 2 people,one a man,one a woman
Hey man,can me and my girl get an Elijah Job?
Ofc man,i’ll give it half off just for you
by Gregory McGraw December 11, 2023
mugGet the Elijah Job mug.

Elijah

Big ass dick🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Elijah is a nigga with a big ass dick is 5 feet long and 8 feet wide😂
by Ydsudhzhdggskwk February 28, 2019
mugGet the Elijah mug.

Elijah

Elijah is not the greatest
by Jenifer rodrigo November 23, 2021
mugGet the Elijah mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email