Evan

A loser who is bad at sex. Tends to be very short, but not built at all. He has a stupid looking haircut and is gay.

Person 1- man that guy is a LOSER, oh he must be named EVAN.

by CornDogLover December 2, 2017

evan

sexiest most sexual appealing kid. only single but ready to mingle. gimme the coochie and ill let you pet my poochie. ready to smash right in ur ass. not gay but strait and respects women. team str8 4 lyfe.

Hey that kid Evan is wilddddddd.

by Ima Spoob February 7, 2019

Evan

Evan is the type of guy that seems innocent but is not, he can make you the happiest person or break your heart into a million pieces. He can easily deceive you with his quiet personality.

Evan is a piece of shit.

by Lilwhitegurl February 19, 2019

Evan

Evan is the guy many girls fall for. He's highly intelligent, although he may not always show it. His confident attitude is mesmerizing to all he interacts with. He can be caring, sweet, and kind, but he also has a bad side. He's not afraid to tease you and do anything he can to make you laugh. Evan is an amazing guy, but be careful, because he can be a player. Evan is a guy most strive to be like.

Girl 1: Hey, have you seen that cute guy?
Girl 2: Who? Evan? Yeah, I have. He's so cool.

by snowdrop22 March 17, 2019

evangelea

bitch

W O W Evangelea is a ...

by bob.rosss June 7, 2019

Evan

roses are red
violets are blue
i love sussus amogus
and you do too

Evan seven klaas oot oot oot

by boogafromfortnite April 3, 2021

evan purser

An absolutely dummy thicc dude with an undeniable power. Men tremble at the sound of his name, while women’s panties around the world are soaked.

Thanos fears him, no ones power can even come close to matching his.

The only one even worthy of saying his name is none other than that of Gabriel Luckerman.

“Did you see Evan Purser today?”
“Yeah… I’m gonna need a change of panties.”

by Batman_Official November 22, 2021