Swiss dunk

The act of sitting balls naked on the toilet while taking a shit and swigging some fine beer. Designated "Swiss" for the exquisite cocoa products comin' out yer bungbungbung.

GIRL: "Where's Francis? We gotta get to the concert?"

GUY: "Bastard's still at home havin' himself a Swiss dunk."

GIRL: "Ewwwwww... what kinda beer does he drink?"

GUY: "A lot of German beers."

GIRL: "That would figure. Now every time I see a German beer, I'm going to think of sloppy, drunk asshole."

by Abdallah Price October 19, 2012

3 dunk punk

Similar to thee 3 pump chump, the 3 dunk punk is elated with the encounter, unlike the chump, whom harbors negative emotions about the encounter.

Tracy; " How come all the popular boys in this school are 3 dunk punks? "
Kim; " I know. All the geeks are 3 pump chumps, but at least they get embarrassed. "

by saavy chimp March 11, 2024

Badunka Dunk

When a heavy ass women decides to sit in your damn lap by surprise.

Heavy ass woman with sed "Badunka Dunk" sits down.

Reciever gasps for air.

by aBarkingDawg January 25, 2012

Dunk

When you jump up and put the basketball in the net

Yo bro i just dunked on this guy

by MikkelDoom January 6, 2020

dunking the cookies

When you're spotting your homie on bench press and you lower your ballsack in to his mouth

I was at the gym with Charles and he tried dunking the cookies on me

by melomelo11 December 13, 2024

Spuh- Dunk

Noun: a person who is either insanely anoying or stupid. a more socialy acceptable way to call somebody a "duche- bag."

Johnny wouldn't stop buggin me last night. He was being a major Spuh- Dunk!

by Zebes June 25, 2008

Far Dunk

A dunk from far away where the ball is thrown down with much force into the hoop.

Blake Griffin has perfected the far dunk:

Go to youtube and enter this at the end:
watch?v=S2VLEGtRuz4&feature=topvideos

Blake Griffin and Dwight Howard have demonstrated the far dunk.

by Juan Gallagur November 25, 2010