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shine your dolphin

Your moms pussy is all dry so I prefer to shine my dolphin
by Beastmaster May 30, 2003
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dolphin

You ladies have fun tonight playing jenga. I'm going out to the Barcade with Kirsten to see if we can catch a few dolphins.
by djwillowfromparis July 12, 2007
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Dolphin Dick

When you get an erection and lay down then you ejaculate and it looks like a dolphin squirting out water.
Man, I had a Dolphin Dick last night.
by Fucking Light December 6, 2013
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Waffle Dolphin

1. SOMEONE DOING SOMETHING RETARDED!
2. SOMEONE DOING SOMETHING GAY!
3. SOMEONE BEING SHADY! (IGNORING YOU!)
4. SOMEONE WHO DITCHES HIS OR HER HOMIES FOR A SLUT AND HAS THE PROBABILTY/TENDENCY TO BE A BISEXUAL QUEER WHO LIKES TO SKIP ROPE!
5. SOMEONE BEING A STALKER!
6. SOMEONE BEING A WANNA BE!
7. SOMEONE BEING A WANNA BE STALKER!
8. SOMEONE BEING A COMPLETE DOUCHE!
Waffle Dolphin: Hey sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'm going out with the cheerleader instead

Friend: Waffle Dolphin!
by FreakinWaffleDolphins July 4, 2010
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Dolphin beak

Pussy lips bulging out of clothing. Usually used when the clothing is blue.
Kara has a nice dolphin beak in that blue thong.
by phreak_1983 September 17, 2003
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swim with dolphins

Something that all women want, but few will ever get to do. Used by paedophiles to get young girls to have sex with them, often in the grroming stage. Can be used to describe sex with minors.
Perv- hello little girl
girl- my mummy told me not to talk to strangers.
Perv- Would you like a lollipop?
girl- my mummy told me not to accept things from strangers
Perv- Would you like to come to Gibraltar with me and swim with dolphins?

*pause*

girl-ok
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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noise dolphin

when your doin chick doggy style and she gives you the nod to put it in her butt. you jam it in and she goes uh! uh! uh! uh!
by Tim A October 21, 2003
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