allison diller

Most sexy girl on the planet and I want to have sex with her again! She makes me so horny and her butt and tits are so great!!! She gives me so many boners and makes me masterbait 30 times a week

Allison Diller is a fucking sexy horny bitch like me

by Savage Swimmer May 6, 2018

Gaping dill

Pretty much a dick with a dildo inserted inside of it.

Mandy was so horny she wanted a gaping dill to destroyed her asshole!

by Gaping Dill June 7, 2018

sphinctoral dilator

A medicinal/mechanical item used to reduce/eliminate embarrassing noisy farts in public. Just like a bronchial dilator, it serves to further widen/open a bodily "pipe", but just at (ahem!) the "other end of the equation". Having this artificially-unrestricted "exit" permits any produced methane to be immediately vented in a continuous and "silent" outflow, rather than the gas's being internally bottled up in an increasingly-pressurized "pocket", eventually to come blasting out in a horrid raspy spluttering explosive expulsion that either greatly offends or uproariously amuses everyone within earshot, and causes acute humiliation to the unfortunate farter, especially if his whizzpoppers are especially odiferous and/or frequent.

Baked-beans-and-stewed-cabbage-loving dude: Wearing my specially-designed sphinctoral dilator (a three-inch-long thick-walled aluminum tube with smoothly-rounded screw-threads for easier insertion) isn't exactly the most comfy experience, but it sure beats the offended glares and/or derisive snickers from others that I used to get whenever I'd venture out in public after a big meal.

by QuacksO July 3, 2018

Pickle dill

Sponge bobs penis

Yo spongebob my nigga. Fuck your pickle dill

by Dddjd April 13, 2019

maryanne dill doe

She’ll make you laugh, she’ll make you cry, but most importantly she will use her dill doe.

Maryanne Dill Doe and Lynn Byrenetta are friends

by ovarydoe August 25, 2019

hot dill pickle

When after a late night of drinking, order another totally unnecessary drink (tud) and start putting the moves on a person by talking about your accomplishments.

Eric ordered another bourbon and a miller lite and started talking about Immanuel Kant's Perpetual Peace; it was about be a hot dill pickle type of night.

by Talisker December 20, 2019

Duffer-dill

1.(n) Sounds simmilar to daffodil; however this term is used to describe someone who performs stupid acts, makes stupid mistakes or says stupid things.

This term is a combination of both the words duffer and dill put together, making it a good way to describe your dickhead mates.

1."Jesus, that bloody Mel is a sure duffer-dill"

2."Did you hear what Chris did this time!! He left porn on the search history on the family computer. What a duffer-dill!!!"

by Shanga March 17, 2020