david blaine

A time traveling demon.

david blaine: Wanna see some magic?
Person: No, Kriss Angel does it better you bitch...
David Blaine: Watch...
Person: I'm levitating, your making me levitate!
Person: What the F?!
(David Blaine stares at camera aimlessly)

by Broken_Wire July 8, 2007

David Cameron

Current British Prime Minister.

Known for change... changing his mind, that is.

Expects us to hug hoodies... and I will do if I ever run into the hoodie who threw that egg at him the other week.

Got the country's hopes up of a referendum on the EU Constitution / Lisbon Treaty if he got into power, but withdrew the offer once it was clear he would win the next election.

Also known as Blair 2.0 because he's nothing more than a clone of Tony Blair.

Dude 1: Did you hear the news?

Dude 2: No, what's up?

Dude 1: David Cameron is now at Number 10.

Dude 2: So Tony Blair's back in power again?

by Chjris May 12, 2010

David

A David is god. Davids are usually smart, sexy, and kick and Thomas or Alex's ass. Davids usually have extremely large cocks.

Damn that pornstar is such David.
Here comes "The David". Hes my God.

by David Adomyian February 10, 2009

David

Extremely amazing and hilarious
will always keep you laughing
plays musical instruments
is a total pineapple *pineapple = blonde on the inside, brown on the outside*
Is also a gangsta with an amazing singing voice
David's usually dont know their singing talent and therefore wont sing to anyone

"Dude, ur such a David"
"I dont know if thats an insult or not"

by pineapples_are_cool May 2, 2009

david bowie

Only the sexiest and most talented musician EVER...and he is 476 times hotter than Conor Oberst!

Dude do you know David Bowie?
Yeah, he's like 476 times hotter than Conor Oberst...

by Irunwithscissors June 11, 2006

david kross

a young german actor who kicked ass in the reader and held his own beside kate winslet's performance. He is also shag worthy and deserves a ton of credit for his acting chops... his sclong is pretty long too (as seen in the shower scene of the reader with kate winslet scrubbing him down)

Jethro: Hey! I have never heard of any young german actors-
Napoleon: How bout David Kross- i'd tap that

by blamwickity January 26, 2009

David

He is a hot, fantastic, caring, cute, silly, trusting, considerate, sweet, tender, gentle, faithful, true, loving man. He is mine, my lover, and my forever. Just in case you were wondering, he is the true definition of a man.

"Whoah, David is hot!"
"David is mine for forever"

by Dreamcometrue October 15, 2012