Cum Hunt

When a man ejaculates and misses whatever he is catching it in and it ends up somewhere in the room. He then has to search for it and clean it up.

(Teenager ejaculates in bedroom and misses the tissue) "Shit my mums coming up the stairs, better go on a cum hunt before she cleans my room and finds it"

by JanstertheManster December 26, 2011

aardvark cum

coldest thing in the world.

there aint nothing colder than aardvark cum!

by minecraft129 May 27, 2012

Cum Jar

A jar that has been cummed in over a estimated amount of time from 1 week to infinity

John: Mary! Look at my cum jar it’s almost full!

by Penis Nigga January 9, 2019

Cum sister

A girl you call one of your own because you both have fucked the same guy.

"Hey, I had sex with mike before you did!"
"I know! Love you cum sister!"

by tooflirty22 December 12, 2009

cum cutter

from Rick and Morty : it's Gutter, not Cutter, and it's not the abs, its the two lines directly below the abs that lead down to the groin

The Tickets Please Man, Story Master, and Jesus, all had cum cutters.

by janglestick June 14, 2020

cum cuisine

Cooking with cum, adding jizz and pussyjuice to your food and drinks. It's intended that you love it and do it for your own pleasure, probably develop complicated cum recipes. It's not the same thing as secretly adding cum in other's food.

- Do you appreciate cum cuisine?
- What cus..? Wait, do yo mean cooking with cum!?
- Yeah, that's right! I like it very much. Me and my gf had a lovely dinner today. Potato mash with my jizz and a salad with pussyjuice sauce. And for breakfast we had mushroom omelette with...
- Please don't tell me more. You're both sick!

by Andy Lust October 29, 2013

cum vault

Noun - A worth while place to deposit ones semen. Most likely a smart, attractive, athletic and wealthy girl.

Noun - "That girl is perfect, I'd love her to have my kids?"
- "Ya, she'd make a good cum vault."

by Butt-nut January 19, 2007