cult stitch

When you need a lawyer fast but you only have £39 to your name and don't mind it coming from an anonymous source on the internet

I need to sue some stitches but my bank account is empty I need me a £39 cult stitch lawyer

by Pugwasher November 20, 2021

Infold's Cult

Something you want to leave. You may be attracted to the Reindeer Snowflake Gang instead of this cult.

Lola: Ever heard of the Reindeer Snowflake Gang?
Mari: Oh yeah bro totally
Lola: We should leave Infold's Cult for it

by dudebrodude69 December 19, 2018

weed cult

a group of kpop stans on tiktok that have their idols name with weed at the end of it as their username

ex:

person 1: have you seen those kpop weed accounts?
person 2: oh yea i’m one of them my @ is yutasweed it’s called the weed cult

by chancore December 29, 2020

Cult of Positive Vibes

Created in Croatia on the fourth of March 2023 by the PSN account VitoTheHunter is a cult based on the fact that winning a round of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege can only be produced if every member of the team has positive thoughts. At the beginning of each round, all team members must first pray to our savior Jesus Christ for their victory and also for the victory of the enemy team. By performing this ritual, the chances of winning increase by 75%, and positive thinking will contribute an additional 24.9%. As the statistics tell us, even 80% of the rounds played by the members of this cult resulted in victory.

Vito: Think positive

Lihta: "kills two of the enemys"
Lovre: "dies"
Matija: "Ensures victory"
Lihta: "Writes about Cult of Positive Vibes on the urban dictionary"

by So let's say hypothetically March 4, 2023

cult

a building used for public Christian worship

i go to my local cult

by useyourrealnameyoushould November 7, 2022

Cult

A group of people who believe in something or someone. It can be good, bad, but usually, cults are weird. They celebrate in questionable ways.

Jones: Wow that was a fun party!
Oli: Party?
Jones: We celebrated by going to church, spitting in our hats and dancing on 1 leg!!
Oli: Isn't that some.. cult?
Jones: Uh oh..

by _xxUrban_Writerxx_ October 21, 2020

love cult

a cool discord roleplay server dedicated to cults and a church

person 1: "man the love cult is so cool!"
person 2: "i know!"

by IWOAGHugdeuwadsw November 19, 2023