Zeo Crystal 

An acient crystal, which was placed in the caverns of the moon below a palace milleniums ago. It most recently existed as a power source for the a team of legendary superheroes known as the Power Rangers.

"Master Vile is trying to steal the Zeo Crystal."

Zeo Crystal by Zordon December 31, 2003

got crystal balls

You got crystal balls? This is a humorous way to ask someone if they have super mental powers.

After predicting three race results, people asked Carl if he got crystal balls working!

got crystal balls by I, Wreckerrr May 22, 2021

The Crystal Method 

America's answer to the Chemical Brothers. Formed in 1993 by Ken Jordan and Scott Kirkland. Albums by them are: Vegas, Tweekend, and Legion of Boom.

I was listening to tweekend the other day, and my dog started breakdancing. I was like OMGWTFBBQ!??!?

The Crystal Method by filthynastydirtypervertedpoosnatcher December 27, 2004

Cruxis Crystal 

An item in Namco's Tales of Symphonia game. These are evolved Exspheres that advance the users physical ablities more than a normal Exsphere. They are typically used by Cruxis, the game's antagonists, to create their dream world. They are also used by Chosen to remove all humanity from them during the Journey of World Regeneration.

Colette Brunel's Cruxis Crystal, Zelos Wilder (after retrieving it from Seles Wilder), Cruxis Angles, Lloyd Irving's Exsphere.

Cruxis Crystal by Dit-Dah June 3, 2009

A Creamy Crystal 

When a girl dumps ice cream or a milkshake in your balls and proceeds to lick it off

Last night I gave him a creamy crystal.

A Creamy Crystal by D11GYT July 9, 2020

Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute 

Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.

Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.

Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022

Zorch Crystal

See bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday's crap. Often discovered when wiping one's ass while crapping the next day.

Dude, I had so many zorch crystals in my ass crack yesterday. It was from the cheap toilet paper I used at school yesterday.

Zorch Crystal by zorcher June 13, 2009