Child support payments
I saw my picture hanging on a rest stop bulletin board in Indiana because I was behind on my Crotch Tax.
by Eric Thorsland September 12, 2012
by sparhavoc October 08, 2016
by luanatic June 03, 2012
What you make when you make ur girlfriend, wife, or other female sexual partner squirt in projectile fashion
by Joe the garza May 01, 2015
by The Naked Unicorn May 06, 2021
The act of putting baby powder on your balls and crotch on a hot day and after your duck butter has built up throughout the steamy afternoon you are left with crotch dough. It's like baking bread in your pants.
"Dude, it was so hot today that the baby powder was just like flour and has since turned into crotch dough"
by SJGUY15 January 19, 2014
When someone refuses to shower for very long periods of time, neglecting the crotch region mostly. This develops a phenomenon called crotch maggots.
These fiesty little larva will eat anything in there path, mostly feasting on the moist area between the genitals and the anus.
These fiesty little larva will eat anything in there path, mostly feasting on the moist area between the genitals and the anus.
"Man, remember that really hot slut at the bar? I took her home last night. But when she opened her legs for my mushroom tip, all I saw was an army of crotch maggots."
by Information Douglas June 03, 2014