Crotch Cheez-It

When you are eating some delicious cheez-its and one drops into your lap. The decision to eat it or give it to a friend is up to you.

I asked Sam for one of his Cheez-its but I think he gave me a crotch Cheez-it instead!

by Icicle Dude December 16, 2014

Crotch blotch

The stain on one’s pants or skirt that is the result of a child ( usually one’s own child) having wiped their face off on said person while hugging or clinging on to them.

“Dude what’s on your pant?” “Oh, that’s a crotch blotch my kid just wiped his grubby chocolate ice cream covered face on me.”

by HaGumby April 30, 2022

crotch chowder

When someone has a thick,soupy brew in their trousers,which is usually caused by profuse sweating and not wiping well enough.

I should have wiped better because I am cooking some rank crotch chowder.

by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 2, 2013

Crotch maggots

When someone refuses to shower for very long periods of time, neglecting the crotch region mostly. This develops a phenomenon called crotch maggots.

These fiesty little larva will eat anything in there path, mostly feasting on the moist area between the genitals and the anus.

"Man, remember that really hot slut at the bar? I took her home last night. But when she opened her legs for my mushroom tip, all I saw was an army of crotch maggots."

by Information Douglas June 3, 2014

Crotch nits

The crabs of the pants

Hey mate, I'm really itchy down there. Must have got the crotch nits"

by MableDoris August 5, 2017

face-crotch

(Verb) The universal term for both the giving or receiving or either filatio or cunnilingus.

-OTHER FORMS

face-crotched, face-crotching

Man 1: How'd last night go?

Man 2: Dude, that girl gives awesome face-crotch

by face-crotcher October 19, 2010

frosty crotch

Condition arising from holding a cold beverage between your legs while driving.

Man this large icy is giving me the worst case of frosty crotch I've ever had.

by OKC Slim January 12, 2015