Ah, Cripes

Like crap, darn, and doh!, this is a statement of frustration. This is usually said, however, when a plot is foiled or one is nailed by a good prank or practical joke.

Martin: Mr. Pendor, we have done a background check and have discovered that you have been cheating on your taxes since Roosevelt was President.

Chester: Which one? Teddy or Frank?

Martin: Frank.

Chester: Which term? He had four, you know.

Martin: It doesn't matter! What does matter is that you're under arrest!

Chester: Do you have proof?

Martin: It's all at the station. Why don't you slip into these handcuffs, junior, and we'll let Detective Charles take care of you!

Chester: Ah, cripes...

by Rodney Basil July 27, 2004

quarter life crisis

As penned by John Mayer, a quarter life crisis occurs around the age of 25, as opposed to a mid-life crisis which typically happens around age 50

"might be a quarter life crisis, who knows?" J. Mayer

by ayun May 12, 2004

Cuban Missile Crisis

When a Cuban-American partakes in anal sex then withraws only to cum up the back of the recieving participant.

Enrique pulled a "Cuban Missile Crisis" on her ass and she was stunned.

by hoe-low August 18, 2011

criss cross

Whe you want no one to take your seat you call it "criss cross" as in putting a cross on your spot.

"Elena, I called it criss cross so get your butt off my place!"

by MIREYA January 5, 2006

criss

Drink

Bottles of criss

by Ma April 26, 2003

Jebus Cripes

The respectful way of saying "Jesus Christ", this is a phrase I made up years ago. I hate ppl who say I stole it from the fucking simpsons. First off, I don't watch that crap ass show that fuckin sucks so much...BAM!...anyway...thats the reason i wrote it here...in urbandictionary.com Now then...no more crap from you bastards...eh?

"Jebus Cripes!!!! Get off the fuckin road!!!!"

by Jindayi, The Korean Apostle....DaeIL Kim... September 13, 2003

Crisstian

a crisstian is an amazing person with one of the best personalities in the world. They are the most kind and caring person you will ever come across. Crisstian's hilarious and can make feel better whenever your down. They are known for his awesome hair even if he doesnt agree. "Crisstian" is the true definition of a ninja. They're the person you always want to be around, the person who can always make you smile. They give the best hugs and is there for you whenever where ever. Crisstians are total sexbombs and everyone wants one. They're talented in everyway especially musically. They are loyal to his friends. A Crisstian is the kind of person everyone wants to know.

person a: how do you spell sexbomb?
person b: crisstian

guy: you are the nicest and most awesome person in the world and im lucky to have you
girl: dont tell bull everyone knows your just using the deffinition for a crisstian.

guy a: omg! did u see that ninja??
guy b: um dude dont you mean a crisstian?

by fateyedginger. November 23, 2010