Reasonable Crash Out

When you Crash Out (lose your shit) but the situation is so messed up you’re justified.

Person A: Did you hear Jessie punched Sam in the Jaw, shot her, and then stomped on her face?

Person B: Didn’t Sam suggest jessie make amends with her ex after he cheated on her with SAM??!

Person A: Yeah i think so.

Person B: Eh, reasonable crash out, i would’ve done the same.

by ThunderousKirin March 10, 2025

Crash out

(verb) To get enraged to the point of losing control of your actions, followed by a down period of low energy and mood.

(noun) A freak-out resulting from uncontrollable anger.

If things keep going as bad as they've been going, I might just crash out.

by maniacalcarnee September 29, 2025

crashing bridges

When two men touch the tips of their dicks together during sex

"I heard John and Jake are crashing bridges later"
"oh sweet good for them I guess"

by ghostsex June 4, 2018

Crash out

The act of sporadically going crazy or insane.

"Bazinga! Zoe has had a massive crash out"

by anonymous May 29, 2024

ko crash

This Nigga Will Fuck Yo Bitch....

In The Mouth Doe!! 😂😂😂

Ko Crash Fucked Your Babymom, In The Mouth Doe!!

by Realest Nigga Ever!! June 18, 2018

Crash Text Dummy

One who engages in text while driving, only to wind up causing or contributing to an automobile accident.

I can’t believe Shawn was texting his jawn piece while driving and wrecked. What a crash text dummy!

by Zombies8MyNeighbors July 4, 2021

Car crash carousel

A day being likened to a car crash in a roundabout. First one car crashes into another, then another ontop of that, and it can keep going until the roundabout is filled.

Friend: "So how was your day?"

Me: "Like a car crash carousel"

Friend: "Well fuck. That bad?"

by SwedeRoyale March 7, 2020