Eternal gratitude to my Crash Test Yummy "bestbeta," without whom this ficcie wouldn't be so awesome.
by LegalMonet December 22, 2007
Get the crash test yummymug. When you're in a tight spot or potential legal situation with a stranger that you need get get out of quickly or a stranger you're on a date with but don't like and you want to bribe them or leave quickly on good terms you hit them with some Crash Money to exit or escape smoothly with no drama or bs following you.
My dad was in a bad accident with a car load of foreigners and he didn't want any heat from cops or trouble from them so he gave them some crash money and bolted.
I found myself on a blind dinner date with an ugly girl and wanted to bolt quickly so I paid the tab and gave her $50. And said I have to use the restroom, and slipped out the back exit and ghosted.
I found myself on a blind dinner date with an ugly girl and wanted to bolt quickly so I paid the tab and gave her $50. And said I have to use the restroom, and slipped out the back exit and ghosted.
by Mead's Mead December 1, 2020
Get the Crash moneymug. The loss of malls to crash (crash the mall-ing) been disaster to human race. While it is safer, all joy is gone...
by dame_dane June 2, 2025
Get the crash the mallmug. When one loses all control due to frustration, anger or other stress leading them to act impulsively or even violently. Depending on the specific situation can be humorous to watch. More or less Gen Z slang for a temper tantrum or flipping out.
"That streamer is crashing out after someone told him to put the fries in the bag. The cops are trying to calm him down but he keeps screaming about making six figures."
by ItchyDonut July 7, 2025
Get the Crashing Outmug. by Cortex bandi March 21, 2024
Get the crashes to ashesmug. by KingHassan February 15, 2025
Get the Jump Out and Slide and Crashmug. by Struggle10 July 21, 2021
Get the crash groppedmug.