Craig mann

A person who is funny and beaks everyone’s ankles and never misses a shot in basketball and steamrolls kids in rugby

Your a Craig mann

by Chicken Mann August 16, 2020

craig trotts

really good at madden. loves to eat chips. loves the seahawks

craig trotts is really hot

by locostacos56 August 03, 2018

cold craig

When you're taking a shower while someone is also taking a shit, because the steam amplifies the smell.

Good, my girlfriend needs to stop giving me the cold Craig. I will never feel clean.

by Pseudonym McPseudonymface March 07, 2019

craig wilkins

Craig wilkins who teaches 8th grade is the hottest person alive and deserves the world

Craig wilkins is super hoy

by Medopedo April 18, 2021

Craig Jr.

A really fucking cool millipede who is sick as fucking shit.

Person: Hey, do you have any pets?
Me: Yeah, I got a millipede named Craig Jr. He is sick of fuck, no lie.

Person: Craig Jr. is just so sick man.
Me: Yeah, he is the sickest motherfucker on the planet.

by TomaterNater November 30, 2024

Jenny Craiging

A night on the town cruising for heavy women.

We grabbed a bag of Snickers and went Jenny Craiging.

by happyfling September 15, 2011

Johnathon Craig

No one likes him. They love him they always are in the bed with him he has Blue Eyes and likes any girl that is sweet and pretty. He is never a heart breaker but the sweetest thing on the planet he is always there for him. If you get the opportunity don't mess it up.

He is So like a Johnathon Craig

by Real-Fortune_Teller858 November 19, 2019