Craig Childers

A short bald headed ginger

Man Craig Childers is a dwarf lesbian!

by DisgruntledCrow June 10, 2022

Craig Hole

A hole in the ground where Craig's come from at the age of 30. There's never been A baby called Craig!

Why have I never seen Craig around before? He's fresh out of the Craig hole this year.

by Bunghole king June 16, 2022

Craig

He's the type of guy to say "now a silly one" when taking a photo. He's the type of guy to float when he smells pie. He's the type of guy to say "I deserved that" when he gets slapped by a girl. He's the type of guy to say "I needed that" after a hug. He's the type of guy to say "we've got company" in a horror movie.

person: craig you're a dumbass
craig: i know

by bigppmansfriend June 22, 2022

:craiging

:craiging A.K.A. what is: to create an Autobiography within the day in time of when to time travel too mainly starting from the first computer that is of the we the people of common+sense Internet to simply say that Taking all the yesteryear autobiographies and adding it up to the days autobiography, where you can pick any day within the time frame of. You know, people having use of the Internet that have even the level of the electronics of a voicemail... ... To simply say Craig. Inc is to autobiography yourself in the modern day time, with the knowledge of what is knowing that all the autobiographies done today, regardless of their done with electricity or by hand. We'll never. Ah be outmatched. The yesteryear autobiographies that were written by hand. And all the biographies that were written by hand, Will simply never add up to the day that you pick of the modern+day age of autobiography. Or biography, yourself. Or another is that of what means to :craiging

I was :craiging to my mom/mother/mommy, over the voicemail of their smartphone (dumb phone as IAM smart, being that IAM part of who created such matter of Outside means of telekinesis, outside oneself empowerment of our To be able to use regular old, the original technology, the OG, by which is what telekinesis of the mind within the humanoid body of life, living life in and of itself.)

by Craigvalue nova June 22, 2022

craig

the most person you will meet.
they are kind and amazing.

a charming, (kind of a therapist...) exciting, everything.
dont gve up on them, they are valuable

girl: Craig is so nice! <3

by JJthebest June 24, 2022

craig-ified

you only know once it's too late

Oh no! You're going to get craig-ified!!

by ivebeencraigified June 26, 2022

Craig Dawson

The sexiest man to ever grace the planet and also the best footballer ever. He makes any woman as wet as Millwall tears when he walks past

I love Craig Dawson

by Daddy Dawson15 August 22, 2022