minus crack

A statement used in displeasure of something bad happening.

Ned "i got my foreskin caught in my zip"
Emma " ah shit thats minus crack"

Ned " where's ma tins, i cant find my tins, this shit is minus crack

Lee Bllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Ned" for fuck sake lee how am i meant to drive this lorry with boke on the windscreen, this is fucking minus crack"

by mrsmoutray November 5, 2010

crack a bottle

to take another drink (usually refering to an alcoholic beverage)

"go on tom crack a bottle"
"if you not gonna have that beer i'll crack a bottle"
"Jim it's your birthday you've gotta crack a bottle with us"

by doicarenot321 January 21, 2009

Christmas Crack

That irresistible dessert that's out on the Christmas buffet table, that you can't stop eating. Often 50% sugar, 50% grease, these spiked sugary concoctions create a fast addiction.

Hey Bob, you look like shit! What happened?

Dude, Mike made this Christmas Crack concoction and I ate 3 pounds of it! I'm still coming down off my sugar buzz.

by Steve Fraser December 26, 2008

Golti crack

A person from Andhra Pradesh who is extremely stupid in an adorable way.

Vikram Naidu is my Golti Crack

by bhavanna August 30, 2010

crack texting

To sit for hours texting back and forth with one or more people about nothing just for the sake of texting. It is as if you can't stop, you need it, just like crack.

I tried to talk to susie while we were out, but she was so busy crack texting that I left with this guy I met there.

by Gearls April 26, 2008

crack in a can

Red Bull

Red Bull; it's crack in a can! - Dave Chappelle

by zomgwtflolbbq April 10, 2007

crack stick

Originated from Jail a crack stick is an e cigarette wrapped in a coffee filter to give a person a level headed high

Yo this e cig isn’t giving me any feeling I think imma make it a crack stick

by OGdickkkyJohnson September 18, 2019