Clase Azul

A sex potion whose name rings bells and the only liquor that has 100% success rate of insemination.

Jennifer: What the F*ck’s in your cup … is that Clase Azul?

Chad: Why yes it is Jennifer.

Jennifer: Oh my god I’m gushing, ring my bell right now!

by MyNameRingsBells August 19, 2022

Clausemopolitan

Favorite cocktail of the Founding Fathers as they drafted the various clauses of the United States Constitution. Made with crushed elderberry and vodka. See also: The Washingtini.

"I'll drink to the new republic," said Benjamin Franklin as he slaked his thirst with a Clausemopolitan.

by Ae5Ea8 February 2, 2015

Claude & Claudia

What you realize you should have named your cats, after you realized that you should have got them declawed when you had the extra money.

They looked like a "fluffy" and a "muffy" when I first saw them. Now when I look at them all I can think of is "Claude & Claudia".

by Cat Woman May 30, 2006

pussy phat like Santa Claus

This is a pussy that is not only plump, but has that buoyancy that can only be compared to our friend Saint Nick. It is the type of pussy that not only satisfies the mind, body and soul, but even gives a sense of hope for a brighter future.

My pussy phat like Santa Claus

by lincolnshire June 17, 2021

Reverse Santa Claus

A seasonal position for intercourse in which the male sits upright in a chair, and female sits on his lap, facing him. Behavior of said female during preceding year (e.g. naughty/nice) is of little to no significance. Large breasts preferred.

The fly cougar who works at the Mexican restaurant wrote on my napkin, "I want to smash...reverse santa claus style, por favor."

by burningpeepeeracing March 19, 2014

the cause

An exclamation proclaiming one's intent to do something of questionable nature for unkown or ill advised reasons. Often used by a group of friends while playing halo or halo 2. Also used to describe the feeling one has about a certain situation, object, or person.

Guy1 *throws plasma grenade on themselves, running into a group of enemies* FOR THE CAUSE
Guy 2"Dude why'd you do that?"
Guy 1 "Dude i dont know, i was for the causing it"

or

GUy 1 "Dude that test was totally not for the cause, it ranked of uncausefullness."
Guy 2 "Dude thats on the real tip"

by the cause February 14, 2007

jean claude van jis

When Van Damme does the splits and craig turley sucks the cum out of his split sack.

oooohhh...there goes Jean Claude Van Jis - oh wait..thats just Karl Langdon sucking sumas cock!

by Robert J. Melrose May 30, 2003