Christopher peck

A guy that says “hey” way to much

Your such a Christopher peck

by The zom November 24, 2021

Christopher

The most attractive guys have this name. They are perfect and are the sweetest. He makes everyone happy, even if your having a bad day. Everyone needs one.

Random: dudeeee he's adorable
Cool dude: itssssss a Christopher man, obviously

by Urmomssecretlover ;) November 29, 2021

Christopher Ortiz

He is looked at as a god of hope and the earth’s protector.

If I ever need Christopher Ortiz to help me. I pray to him amén.

by SmokeyOrtiz November 24, 2021

Christopher Columbused a Bitch

To be the first white man to fuck a bitch that's only been fucked by blacks

Person A: Yo Adam fucked Jess
Person B: No way Jess only lets blacks hit
Person A: Yeah he Christopher Columbused a Bitch

by asdfasdfweiosdng January 21, 2025

kevin christopher

some old ass nigga thats like hundreds of millions of years old

"yo my grandpa old asf" - taj
"he not as old as kevin that nigga was in the primordial soup" - kevin christopher

by leviticus3k December 22, 2021

Christopher

A HOT SEXC MF🥵🥵🥵

That mf a christopher🥵

by Bruh😩 November 21, 2021

christopher hance

A man who plays basketball, baseball, and football. He's not a poop nugget and is wayyyy better than James! He gets all da the girls and gets me with style. What a guy!

Man, that guys is a definite Christopher Hance

by James the Poopnugget November 22, 2016