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Cancer list

The first three women a married guy will have sex with after his wife suddenly dies of cancer

Taken from "The Change-Up" (2011)
Dude 1: She's definitely #1 on your cancer list, right?

Dude 2: What cancer list?
Dude 1: Come on, every married guy has a cancer list
Dude 1: It's the first three people you'll have sex with after your wife suddenly dies of cancer.
Dude 2: That's fucking sick.
by CookieCrisp6969 August 17, 2021
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Cancer move

A dance move that causes cancer at first sight such as ... juju on dat beat, lean dab, whip nea nea , and any other dance move that became popular and slowly died WARNING:if have or had liked any of these moves go to the hospital immediately make sure you go to the isolation ward so nobody else gets cancer or even an episode of cringe
Friend1: ha do you even dab! (Dabs)
Friend2: cancer move bro. ...

Person1: dude, yeserday andy was doing some cancer moves

Person2: lol, what kind

Person1:juju
by Trynottocancerme February 5, 2017
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cancer sticks

A street name/slang of nicotine cigarettes which a non-smoker will diffuse a cigarette as cancer causing
I am qutting cancer sticks.
No more cancer sticks for you!
by Billiam Beaver July 6, 2016
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cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.
Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.
by Literally_Satan July 10, 2014
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love cancer

Love cancer is a type of love that is uncontrollable and from the second that you meet them you instantly fall in love. No matter what he’s done to you,you still love him.
No one:I don’t understand why you still like him
You:He gives me love cancer
by 👅Yazz👅 January 2, 2019
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as welcome as cancer

The feeling you experience when you enter a room and everyone looks at you with complete disgust and wants nothing to do with you.
Othello: I went to Barry's Art opening last night. I didn't see you there. What's up?
Desdemona: Since Barry and I have been over, every time I go to a party he's at I feel as welcome as cancer.
Othello: It's been three years! Well, he has AIDS now so I think you have won.
by von groovy June 18, 2017
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Cancer Stick

Alright boys gona go have a cheeky cancer stick
by YaDaSellsAvonM8 March 5, 2019
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