Mud Grub

A little tiny man who gets dirty and plays in the mud. He likes his nuts to be stomped on, his tiny testicles loves to be punished by mistress.

Mistress treats me like a dirty pig and stomps very hard on my nuts, I'm her little mud grub.

by Mudgrubian April 17, 2022

Mud Mower

A Altoona redneck term used by the Altoona bums when they can’t afford a car, also known as a romper or mud tractor.

Damn PonyBoy you got the Mud Mower out. Let’s go to the woods and slang sum mud..

by Mowers and femalez March 31, 2021

Mud Butt

As opposed to explosive diarrhea which is normally cleared in one cataclysmic event, mud butt is characterised by soft stool that may take several attempts before being cleared from one's bowels. Mud butt is an uncomfortable feeling of needing to shit but knowing that there just isn't enough back pressure to deal with the backlog of soft fecal matter.

I had a terrible sleep last night, drank six coffees this morning, and now I have a bad case of mud butt.

by Mister Mud Butt September 9, 2019

mud wick

After hard anal sex, having to squeeze the shit juices out of your urethra like when popping a zit so you can take a piss.

I can't take a piss because I have a serious mud wick

by Tess H August 5, 2006

mud train

A mud train consists of five gay men of a Asian origin and one oversized white man in a pig pen of mud and shit and they try to wrestle him down in the mud

As the four young Asian boys try their first ever mud train with the white American exchange student

by Mud flaps January 12, 2017

mud hiccy

When throwing a shotput covered in mud and you press it into your neck, it leaves a mark on your neck like a hiccy made of mud.

emoticon: ;)*

me: how far did you throw it?
friend: 60.87 metres, you?
me: 63.56 metres
friend: pahahahahaha u got a mud hiccy

we're amazing at shot ;')

by blahblah284 October 26, 2012

Mud luggage

The cartridge full of human excrement generally found underneath a caravan toilet.

Steve: Hey Darl?
Sue: Yes darl?
Steve: It’s you turn to take the mud luggage on a mud run.
Sue: Fuck!!

by Hastos January 20, 2021