hurt mining

Using unfortunate or unfavorable circumstances to wallow in grief that is either unrelated to the events or that ignores the individual's role in shaping or deciding the outcome of the hurtful moment.

Jabroni 1: Nobody wants to go to prom with me! Fuckin' sucks, man!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?

Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!

by Jugh Hanus May 15, 2016

William hurt you

‘William Hurt You’, the act of someone losing their temper with someone else and warning them.

“I swear, if you keep winding me up I’m going to really ‘William hurt you’.

“Oh mate, I tell you, I was so close. I literally said ‘do that again and I’m going to ‘William hurt you’”.

by AllyConda March 26, 2024

my shirt hurt

When your shirt gets stuck on your Clavicle

My shirt hurt!!!

by Latemyvaehss July 16, 2018

Hurt “the hurt”

The hurt , a feeling of discomfort or pain brang upon yourself by pushing your body during physical exercise ! When one is hurting they generally are feeling a build up of lactic acid in the muscles and or there heart rate is through the roof ! The feeling is chased by some athletes.

Hurt “the hurt”

by Kingkong2088 December 9, 2018

Hurt Regertz

When you have physical pain from extreme sports.

“ I have no emotional regertz from summiting that mountain, but I do have hurt regertz”

by Pizzarollzz June 26, 2023

Hurted

Another way of saying hurt. It makes it more fun and goofy.

"Ouch, I hit my arm! That hurted!"

by PeanutsMomma April 10, 2025

Butt Hurt

An overly emotional response to a perceived insult

Mark T. needed some Butt Hurt brand ointment when we took an extra 5-10 minutes to play For Honor.

by Anthropology Sux! May 15, 2017