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The BARTERTOWN

The sexual act of renting a small person to sit on your shoulders as you do your female companion doggystyle. The little person will dictate any change in position or other sexual acts. Randomly the little person will ask “Who run BARTERTOWN?” which your partner must answer “Master Blaster” or suffer the consequences.
(Insert Name) took a hottie home from the bar and gave her The BARTERTOWN. She was not amused and tried to file charges.
by BellsBeach50 March 9, 2024
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The BARTERTOWN

The sexual act of renting a little person to ride on your shoulders while you bang your female companion doggystyle. The little person will dictate position changes and sexual acts. They will also randomly ask, “Who run BARTERTOWN” and your companion must answer Master Blaster or suffer the consequences.
(Insert name) took her home from the bar and gave her The BARTERTOWN. Now they are up on charges.
by BellsBeach50 March 13, 2024
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Garter Barter

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Delilah : oh my goodness, I went out with Jessica last night and she was such a garter barter

Ophelia : Really? How many guys did she scare off? Was there much damage control?
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Colson Bartels

used to describe very gay and racist person commonly found in denver colorado. likes to touch young boys and shits on the floor. definitely a jittleyang. Spawn rate in New Hampshire 40%
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Mr.Bartender

Mr.Bartender is an odd Tv Head entity/Cryptid that roams the digital plane. They can mostly be seen in VRC (Virtual Reality Chat) around bars and clubs. He usually brings wisdom and kindness to the atmosphere. However, over time you'll start to question whether or not he's human or a real AI. Some have noticed when he talks 1-4 different voices can be heard almost as if there's multiple personalities trying to escape. A whimsical person but with a long and mysterious past.
That Mr.Bartender fellow is an odd one. But I would be lying if I said he wasn't entertaining.
by Virtual Cryptid Hunter October 11, 2024
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Baby Barted

The act of squeezing a stuffed animal soaked with urine over another ones face while chanting the phrase "¡Ay, caramba!"
by littlefirez December 22, 2024
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Baby Barted

The act of squeezing a stuffed animal soaked with urine over another ones face while chanting the phrase "¡Ay, caramba!"
by littlefirez December 22, 2024
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