penis buffer

one who buffs up the penis by sucking on it, aka spit shine

dammit them queers are all penis buffers

by reno April 21, 2005

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Buffer

Someone who acts in an anti-social manner toward their immediate neighbours.

That Buffer is telling her dog to bark again. Noisy Buffer!

by Steve Woodier November 14, 2007

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buffer

military acronym
biggest ugliest fattest fucker ever recruited
commonly used in navy

hes the buffer on this ship

by Kyle Celeron October 28, 2008

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Cock Buffer

someone who thoroughly enjoys "spit shinning" another males penis.

X0X0Beans (Peterson Beans) is a real cock buffer.

by UD January 28, 2003

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buffness

fit, really nice lookin, sexy, hot, martians from space, marty brown, bob dogman, he keeps pasin me by wiv an iguna on his shulda and its so buff

cattles up a fishes bum woz ere luvin da sharkz!:D

by cattlesupafishesbum March 9, 2005

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Lo Mein Buffet

When a man stuffs feces into the vagina and anus of his partner, has sexual intercourse with both orifices, and transmits HIV to the unknowing partner whose orifices are filled with shit.

Dude, Zachary totally gave that fat stripper the Lo Mein Buffet last night. Wait till that bitch finds out she's got AIDS, that's gonna be fuckin hilarious!

by Dick Slap Death February 4, 2010

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