alphabet buddies

The kids you had to sit/stand by in grade school because your last names were next to each other in the alphabet.

Yeah, he and I were alphabet buddies in fourth grade.

by your mother.. June 14, 2010

Buddy Blocking

Like "cock blocking" but instead, it's a friend that, for whatever reason keeps the other two friends of a three friend group from becoming close.

*3 friends get into fight, 2 have been hanging out*
Best friend #1: "Why didn't we become bestfriends before now?"
Best friend #2: "I think (insert friends name) has been buddy blocking us!!"
Friend: "Oopsie." 😳

by big butt big personality February 8, 2015

bus buddy

It's basically friends with benefits!!!

Hey do you want to be my bus buddy
Sure when do we shag

by The sickest minded guy August 14, 2016

masterbation buddy

A person who you text about masterbating while masterbating while they masterbate too.

Jon is my masterbation buddy. He texts me when he masterbates so that i will materbate too.

by karactre August 26, 2014

Morning Buddy

A person who you sleep with to then wake up with in the morning to have sex with

Jessica: Yeah last night I had Jake over as a Morning Buddy and god I love waking up to him going down on me
Brooklyn: God I'll have to invite him over to be my Morning Buddy sometime

by M4H4 July 8, 2020

Exit buddy

A person or partner to whom you need in order to exit a building or an area safely.

"Do you have your exit buddy?"

by Flippers de Foxx December 25, 2017

Pocket Buddy

A small sized human friend that fits in your pocket. Usually someone so adorable that you just want to shrink them down and keep them.

Brianna: Oh my gosh, Leo is so cute! I just want to have him as a pocket buddy!

by BrockBryan April 26, 2014