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Brown Sneeze

Result: the walk of shame

An evening after taco Tuesday at Jared’s house the aroma of peppers was in the air which resulted in a sneeze but just any sneeze it was a brown sneeze
by Im going to die #coronavirus69 January 29, 2020
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Brown Wreckloose

A term used to reference the heinously foul and decrepit spoiled loins of a COVID-19 infested bopper and her sebaceous cheese like secreting undercarriage. While her motives seem ambiguous, make no mistake this slippery Sally yearns to gaffle up yo man and have him marinate up in that poisonous panther of doom. A lurker by nature this X Barista meanders bravely at all exits of the club with a putrid satchel filled with various trinkets and knickknacks of the most vicious variety. It’s highly recommended if you encounter one to promise her a steak dinner at CoCo’s followed by a shopping spree at Big5.
Brad- “Hommie how was last night dog?”
Devin-“I don’t want to talk about it!”
Brad-“Oh hell no you slipped and got Brown Wreck loosed bruh?” Fool that’s that smell, she branded you player, it’s a wrap for you doc!”
Devins Lady-“Boy you better kiss this Pink Panther Goodbye, you laid up in that filthy brown wreckloose, shoot Imma find me a new man” !
by TrainstationBandit April 7, 2020
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brown lining

The opposite of silver lining. When good (or bad) news includes worse, additional information.
Boss: Well, Jimmy, you got the internship!

Jimmy: Dope.

Boss: ...the brown lining is its unpaid.

Jimmy: Rats.
by BobbyStompy February 26, 2011
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Brown Lollipop

Heather loves giving her boyfriend David a brown lollipop.

Heather: I can't wait to go home and give David a brown lollipop
Willow: How many licks does it take to get to the center of David's brown lollipop?
Heather: *in tootsie pop owl voice*

One....Two....Three..*makes fart noises with mouth*
Willow: Daaaaaaaaamm girl!! Just remembered, a courtesy flush is a must!!
by Pussy Willow May 11, 2023
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Super Brown

When someone has the shits so bad they can shit into in the bathtub from the bedroom.
Man, I think I have superpowers. I did a super brown last night and didn’t spill a drop!
by DrDez December 23, 2020
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Rowdy Brown

During cowgirl intercourse, the girl shits on your dick with a cowboy hat on.
Yooo, did u and this girl do the Rowdy Brown? There is shit all in the sheets! Look at your balls!!
by Chris111221 June 21, 2021
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Chris Browned

To excessively beat a bitch with no remorse.
"Damn tttina pissed me off last night and I Chris browned that bitch"
by Rymo Mcvogue & Mike Roe February 23, 2009
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