Brooklyn Tech

woah you look like shit what happened?
i go to brooklyn tech
by bigbeefo September 22, 2021
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Brooklynitis

When someone moves to Brooklyn and becomes impossible to reach or spend time with. Using the excuse that you’re far away and it’s expensive and time consuming to travel and they feel guilty by inviting you over. Like...bitch it’s a two way street and you’re the sucker who chose to move there.

When someone moves to Brooklyn and never looks back. Makes new friends and barely reaches out. Saying they’re really busy even though they’ve got a healthy social life, but don’t/won’t include you in it.
My last roommate, who I got along with has brooklynitis now since moving to BedStuy.
by nightclan November 30, 2020
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brooklyn espresso

Cocaine, usually of a high-quality.
McGregor must’ve had one too many Brooklyn Espressos before tossing that hand-cart through the window of that bus.
by Sinbadd The Sailor April 11, 2018
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brooklyn rideout

god damn that girl looks like a Brooklyn Rideout
by dream is invalid February 22, 2022
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Brooklyn 99

Brooklyn 99 is a great show that can change the way you listen to "I want it that way" forever.
It's a cop show, and a comedy. It's very funny, you can watch basically any episode and find yourself laughing your butt off ( other than season 8 which I personally don't like ). I would recommend trying this show, you can watch it on netflix. There is swearing and some inappropriate comments (also some violence/talk of violence), but I would say its overall pretty innocent.
Person 1: Hey, what are you doing???
Person 2: watching Brooklyn 99, wbu?
Person 1: SERIOUSLY?!? You've rewatched that 50 times!
Person 2: LOL, I just can't get sick of it
Person 1: I don't blame you, its really good
by Soshnazzyqueenslay April 21, 2022
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Brooklyn Bulge

When you tie as many rubber bands around your nuts until they start to lose circulation and swell up. Growing in size and creating a massive bulge in your pants.
"Everyone kept looking at me weirdly today, I didn't understand why. Until I remembered that I had a Brooklyn Bulge poking out"
by JamesNewton February 07, 2025
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Brooklyn Pediatrist

Verb : a footjob given to an Italian American from the Boro of Brooklyn, by a man with rickets
Ry- “Dude, your pecker must be killing you after getting a Brooklyn Pediatrist”

Mike- “nah, it was amazing”
by BCHRISTO84 January 19, 2021
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