brandon

he's lowkey an idiot who makes fun of you and is clumsy asf butttttttt hes nice-ish when hes in a good mood

person 1: did you see brandon last nigh?
person 2: yeah, that dummy fell of a table

by rowbydowby May 27, 2019

Brandon

A lad who's been slapped in the face by dog dick.

I'm such a Brandon...but I love it really.

by KatieNotKatrina September 5, 2016

Brandon

Someone who fucks cantaloupes

Why are there so many cantaloupes?

Oh, Brandon got horny

by clevelandboi455 September 18, 2018

Brandon

Pinhead and has smoker voice
Resembles beetlejuice

Damn that nigga brandon is a pinhead

by Moe lester123 June 14, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is one of the worst people you'll met in all of your life times. all he's good for are offensive jokes. so screw brandon

screw brandon

by Destroyer0G August 12, 2021

Brandon

3 words, RICH WHITE BOY

he is probably in a Jewish sex cult

But tries to hide it.

But overall he is a lovable, stupid, funny person

Omg, Brandon is soo funny

by sexy mommy June 4, 2019

Brandon

Brandon, they can be a real trouble maker but can somehow sometimes get out of it they can have big mood swings at times as well. They think they’re better than everyone else and have a short temper although never is anyone actually threatened by him.

Is that a Brandon?
And here comes Brandon.

by Nbd February 6, 2020