smegma brains

A moron with no friends or is homosexual. Therefore, their brain(s) is full of or made of smegma.

Bell end: I do it because black people do.
Other person: Your not black.
Bell end: *Looks at skin* Oh yeah!
Other person: Smegma brains.

by :x-y-z: July 22, 2006

brainsloth

Jenn

A poop sex fene

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

Brainstorm

1. When you are brained (grabbing your nuts and squeezing them so they resemble a brain and shoving them in someones face)by multiple people at once.

2. The performance of said act.

1. So I was sitting there making out with my chick when I looked up and Larry was braining me so I turned my face only to be confronted by Kurt's nuts.

2. When Larry passed out, the guys and I gave him the brainstorm of the century.

by Lexicon Devil October 10, 2008

hanging brains

When a guy bends over naked and all you see is his droopy nut-sack.

I was completely into Ted until he bent over, hanging brains.

by damedonna July 3, 2006

braidlock

a hairstyle in which the head is buzzed except for the bangs....the bangs are then braided into 4 or 5 braids that hang over the face.....these braids are often multi-coloured.....this hairstyle is most commonly sported on the musician "starpilot".

that dude's braidlock is hella trippy.

my braidlock keeps getting in my eyes.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Braidical

To have your hair braided extremely well, and did it by yourself.

My hair is braidical

by michaeldood February 2, 2009

Braiden McCoy

A "Braiden McCoy" is a complete and total badass that enjoys listening to heavy metal music and playing Nazi Zombies at the same time.

Dude, that kid is such a Braiden McCoy.

by A people. September 24, 2011