booketh

When you have to leave the current juncture as soon as possible

I gotta booketh

by Faggletron9000 September 5, 2019

broke prayers

A "broke prayer" is when broke people make prayers and don't get what they ask for because life is shit when you're broke.

Ex. I keep trying to reach god but they're broke prayers

by JesusIsDed September 21, 2019

brokeboy

Don’t got no type of bands

That fuck nigga a brokeboy

by Lilbam November 27, 2019

Broke ass female

A woman that acts like her ass is from Ukraine, that ain’t got no money, no plan, no direction, never looks to the future, likes to go to the grocery store with you, puts all sorts of items up in the grocery cart, never whips her wallet out, but she be all up in yours, then she may cook, I’ll give her that, but when she goes home, you best believe that trickery is gonna take her broke ass home some leftovers and she ain’t left you a God Damned thang, and the heifer got enough nerve to take her home a little extra, and by extra, I mean she done bought her ass some extra shit that y’all didn’t even eat for dinner on your dime, and think that she earned that just because she had sex with you. And then once you done had enough and block her ass, she acts like a stalker, and tries to contact you on every social media platform, because she knows her Cover is Blown, the Gig is up, you the Man, is smarter than the average Negro, has thrown her ass to the curb and her scam has run its course and now she back to starving because she never worked hard to make her own money and she just been tryna guilt negroes all her life. Heifer Please! #heiferplease

Hi, I’m a broke ass female, wanna have sex with me, but first, lemme spend all your money and guilt you into buying dinner every time, because I will guilt you by saying, “you are the man”, and I will never reach for my wallet because I’m self centered, and broke, and probably shouldn’t be dating and should be getting my life in order. But I won’t. Because I’m content being a broke ass female..

by MetaG January 13, 2020

Bloke off

Mad bloke that works at qube muchea as a mechanic but would rather be smashing cogs in a c500

Oi ya bloke off

by Blokeoff February 1, 2020

Bloke Night

A night in which you start out with the boys and all fellow Blokes are invited. Beers are consumed in large quantities. All the boys are full of Adrenalin and rage until the sun comes up and then rage some more. Girls tend to come late night and pipe the most obnoxious dude of the party. It’s a reward for all the testosterone one bloke releases throughout the night. Anyone there named Shane Mcdevitt most likely has panties on with a Guess shirt.

Yo dude let’s have a Bloke Night with the boys.

by Donzz October 8, 2020

Broke Tastebuds

Knowing that you wouldn't like a single thing Gordon ramsay prepared.
Growing up poor and still enjoying the broke meals you used to eat.

"Do you wanna make dinner tonight?"
"Listen honey I like you too much to subject you to my broke tastebuds, but if you ever make arugula again I'll kick your ass"

by TruthSeeker82 February 18, 2021