n. That which intoxicates a male in the throes of new infatuation leaving him senseless, useless and wishy-washy. The affected individual may lose all desire for any human contact other than with the object of his desire. Symptoms may include glazed eyes, thousand yard stare and a compulsion to divulge details of recent sexploits with anyone who will listen. Immediate effects of beaver narcotics are post coital pliability and a desire to turn all possessions and free will over to the pussy pusher.
See also: Pussy Whipped, and Snatch Trapped
See also: Pussy Whipped, and Snatch Trapped
ex. "Hey, we haven't seen Marvin in a while. What's his deal?"
Dude, you don't know? He's all strung out on Beaver Narcotics. He's willed everything to his new girlfriend, Dorcas. I think he's been snatch-trapped.
Dude, you don't know? He's all strung out on Beaver Narcotics. He's willed everything to his new girlfriend, Dorcas. I think he's been snatch-trapped.
by Crankshaw October 1, 2009
Get the Beaver Narcoticsmug. by Frontbutt79 December 7, 2016
Get the slapping beavermug. by Maaw0ng May 30, 2016
Get the Nice Beavermug. Hey I'm heading to the beach this weekend, better make an appointment at the beaver salon.
Ewww I found a bunch of hairs on the toilet seat, what does she think this is some sort of beaver salon?
Oh girlfrind you better head to the beaver salon with that sasquatch between your legs.
Ewww I found a bunch of hairs on the toilet seat, what does she think this is some sort of beaver salon?
Oh girlfrind you better head to the beaver salon with that sasquatch between your legs.
by shaved123 October 31, 2011
Get the beaver salonmug. Dixie Beaver is the hottest country musician in all the world. She is a captivating, beautiful, sexy, awe inspiring, exceptionally talented, fiesty, fearless, honky tonky woman.
Dixie Beaver is the ulitmate cowgirl.
When she plays music, the heavens stop to listen and appreciate. She is country to the core. A musical marvel.
Dixie Beaver is the ulitmate cowgirl.
When she plays music, the heavens stop to listen and appreciate. She is country to the core. A musical marvel.
That music is amazing, its got to be Dixie Beaver!
That is a Dixie Beaver of a song! Where can I buy it?
That is a Dixie Beaver of a song! Where can I buy it?
by Honky Tonk Tam February 3, 2010
Get the Dixie Beavermug. by Beaver smile_Mate May 14, 2011
Get the Beaver smilemug. When feeding the beavers, a wall of logs is built, trapping all the water inside the dam.
(To block the toilet with an abnormal sized turd)
(To block the toilet with an abnormal sized turd)
by Jim-bob April 9, 2003
Get the Beavers Dammug.