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Tits on a bear

A hairy or unsightly situation to be in or witnessed.
We were tits on a bear until the police drove by and didn't see us hiding. The game was tits on a bear until they overcame that 20 point deficit in the last quarter.
by Boofing it December 1, 2020
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Bear Snagging

Bear Snagging is when two people take a sausage (colloquially known as a "Snag" in Australia) and insert it into the rectum of both parties, while they are both on all fours in the doggy positon and facing away from each other, with the arse cheeks against each other and 50% of the sausage in each person butthole. The idea is then, when the signal is given, to both start "bearing down" on the snag, the objective is to try and shit the snag into the other person butthole.
I was bear snagging my girlfriend last night and lost. Now I've got a sausage in my asshole
by Singlemumslayer420 November 15, 2021
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vent the bear

A means of letting a fart pass by a poop that isn't ready to come out of your butt.
I have to poop but I can't, so I'm going to have to vent the bear.
by brown bear79 October 12, 2013
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Meth Bear

A retro/alternate Boston Bruins logo of a bear that looks like it's addicted to meth.
Did you see the Winter Classic jerseys? They've got Meth Bear!
by Mkenz December 5, 2022
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happy bear

A bear you must befriend. You can drink tea with a happy bear, they are good for you and they are good for me.
A happy bear is a good bear, a good bear for tea. A good bear for me.
by LegendaryOwlCarnival July 17, 2017
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grin and bear it

To accept something that one does not like because there is no choice
I don't agree with their decision, but all I can do is grin and bear it.
by yeimi August 15, 2017
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chloë-bear

A really Awesome young woman who has a way of embedding herself in peoples lives. She is insanely smart and somehow everything a person wants in another person. She knows Pi like its a music piece, which no surprise she is amazing at as well....She is terrible with directions and her height is her greatest SHORTFALL....She is left handed yet everything about her is just right .
OH MAN , Here comes Chloë-Bear
(All the girls hide their boyfriends as Chloë-Bear walks in)
by Bulletin July 10, 2018
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