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Ewadrd (Weasel Bayer) Grylls - to exaggerate accomplishments, to use all forms of deception to enhance ones self image, to falsify claims, and when caught, the rewording of achievements to disregard responsibility, claim to be a vegan and proceed to chow down of animal flesh like it was his last meal, to steal glory and fame by declaring for years, after two younger british climbers accomplished the feat, as the youngest british everest conquerer, stays in luxury resorts when he declared on the original shows that he will be spending the night here in the wild, the list is almost endless.

synonyms: liar, braggart, thief, psychopath, sociopath, egomaniac, living in a dream world, uncaring, self centered, narcissistic, satan's brother, mother fucker, phony bullshitting bastard, anti-christ.
bear grylls correct definition would be - stalin, mao, lenin, napoleon, hitler, saddam, charles manson, ted bundy rolled up into one person would be a edward (weasel bayer) grylls!
bear grylls by jason krick November 28, 2007
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Bear Heads 

To say there are many people (non gender specific) in a certain area or place

Bear as in the animal
Heads as in well.... Heads
"There is bear heads at this party"
Which translates to "there are lots of people ar this party
Bear Heads by Skapunkmonk September 19, 2004
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bear defense experts 

Everyone in every outdoors forum on the internet.
I was thinking about going on a hiking trip in May, but thought I should consult with a few bear defense experts. I posted on three internet forums and now I'm set!
bear defense experts by Glothor October 25, 2010

Bear Grylls' Margarita 

A drink consisting of all of the regular ingredients for a margarita. However, rather than lime juice, the salt is stuck to the rim using one's own urine.
Logan: "Yo Raul, why are you drinking so much water?"
Raul: "Gonna make us like 12 Bear Grylls' Margaritas, you feel me?"

BEAR PAW 

THE OUTER LABIA (PUSSY LIPS) OF AN EXTREMELY OBESE WOMAN
"WHEN I SPREAD THOSE THUNDER THIGHS I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE A BEAR PAW WHERE HER PUSSY WAS SUPPOSE TO BE!"
BEAR PAW by THE LONELY ISLANDERS February 24, 2009

bear long 

To take a long time at a difficult task (popular in the east end of london) bear meaning long time and long meaning difficult...
ah man... dat task is bear long!
bear long by nettou May 2, 2006

Bear Trail 

The trail of hair leading from the lower back to the ass crack.
I TOLD HER NOT TO GO DOWN THE BEAR TRAIL UNLESS SHE LIKES IT A LITTLE "GAMEY".
Bear Trail by Cocobstro June 29, 2010