Touting yourself bijou

Inadvertently announcing the insubstantial size of your penis
Tom: "I have a 3 inch penis"

Sam: "That's massive"

John: "If you think that 3 inches is massive you must be touting yourself bijou
by Revolver Ocelot September 25, 2008
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you shit yourself

You shit yourself - When someone excretes faeces on and around their body. Often happens during the consumption of alocoholic beverages such as cinder. This results in the loss of control of the sphinter muscles in the anus.
When DD shit himself in the famous 'DD shit himself' incident. (you shit yourself)
by john joe bonner May 15, 2006
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ernting yourself out

Doing or saying something stupid or uncalled for at the wrong place or time.
John says to his friend, "Let's do tummies!" (Instead of chest bump)

Jack says, "You're ernting yourself out!"
by Niw March 26, 2008
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Shit yourself (SYS)

When you are giving birth and you are pushing so hard you "shit yourself."
Sorry guys, you can't watch my birth video cause I shit myself.
by Marie February 20, 2004
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big up yourself

Man, you just got good paying job and a honey....shoot big up yourself SON
by MSd October 17, 2003
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go fuck yourself

This is a common phrase, which people often over-complicate.

In fact, it means exactly what it says:

GO: Go, get hence, vacate yrself from here. And instead:
FUCK: Fuck, shag, accost, effect carnal intercourse with:
YOURSELF: You, yourself, you.
Whaddya mean what do I mean go fuck yourself?
Go. Fuck. Yourself.
You. Wanker.
Simple.
by Pipe Downn September 13, 2009
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Go Fuck Yourself

A phrase that usually has a negative connotation, like "go away" or "back off". But lately can be used as a polite expression such as "have a nice day," as long as the person saying uses a polite intonation. Try saying "Go Fuck yourself" politely and see the response.
That will be $5.37. Thank you and Go Fuck Yourself,
by jrptwisted September 12, 2011
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