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MADISON BARON

THE PRETTIEST MOST STUNNING DROP DEAD GORGEOUS BITCH EVER EVEN IF SHE SAYS SHES NOT!?🥰🥰🥰
by ILOVEROBLEX May 28, 2019
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Baritone

Guy 1: Look at that gay guy holding that freaky mini tuba thing

Guy 2: Yep that's just one of those loser baritones who think they belong in the band but they don't.

Guy 1: What a homo
by Jacobp35 August 21, 2010
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bartender

1. Like or the actual conditions of prison sex... see Prison Hump...

2. Somebody who willingly and repeatedly partcipates in homosexual activity with fellow inmates, despite being hetrosexual... (tending to the guys like the jailhouse bitch...)

3. Some git serving beverages... probably also defition #2...
1. "That was some crazy-ass rough sex! That was so fuckin' bartender..."

2. "After I sold my sofa I had to become a baretender just to afford a score!"

3. "Who the fuck is that guy taking drink orders?" "That's the bartender... he tends the bar..." "Dude... what a fuckin' metrosexual..." "Yeah... he's always been a bartender(#2)"
by wez-1 September 4, 2005
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Da Barron

Bad Haircut. Also a way to call someone really gay.
Man that bitch of a barber gave me da barron!
Man that dude is such a da barron!
by Brian the Lion September 19, 2005
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Beer Baron

An individual who has been granted the title of Baron for their heroic actions involving the consumption of large quantities of beer. This individual usually is the last one standing after a long night of consuming cases of beer.

Requirements to obatain the title of Baron:
drink 400 fl. oz. of beer within 2 hours, drunk dial a few people, listen to ipod to recharge, have a partner punch you in the face for strength, repeat for another 2 hours(best achieved on empty stomach)
Daniel: Did you drink that whole case of Shiners last night?
Nick: I think I did.
Daniel: And a case of Samuel L. Jacksons?
Nick: I vaguely remember doing so.
Daniel: And a 12 pack of Bud?
Nick: For breakfast... before I past out.
Daniel: I grant you the title of Beer Baron.
by Nickplease01xxx January 6, 2009
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baritone

a baritone is like a (nick) child, it should be seen and not heard, it eats mushy up food and pees the bed. has runny noses and are bad at tuning. known exponents of this fine art are a couple of scottish jakies - bubba and spock
the baritone has just pissed the bed, we'd better clean it up
by bubba, bucket abd spock December 17, 2003
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bartnik

an old dinosaur nigger of a teacher. still giving kids lines for talking. its 2011 no one assigns their students lines for talking anymore.
that bartnik dinosaur nigger gave me 100 lines for talking today
by young ace 2000 October 7, 2011
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