Barbie

A doll that has like 10 sisters and a boyfriend named Ken. Barbie acts like a bimbo, though the amount of jobs she had would require years and years of schooling. She has many friends, including Teresa, who is even more of a bimbo, Midge, who acts like a stereotypical teenager from the 60s, and Raquel who secretly hates everybody but Ken and herself. Barbie's house has a dolphin aquarium, two elevators, a robotic slave named Closet, and so many rooms she needs a map of her house.

Barbie: Hi I am Barbie and my boyfriend puts so much gel in his hair that it turned into plastic.

by Sam_han_tha November 12, 2016

barbie rod

A fishing rod with Barbie decals used by little girls. Often used as an insult to demean someone’s manhood

If your not gonna do another shot with us you can grab you Barbie rod and go to bed Greg.

by Joe Shmoe 69 June 15, 2020

Schard barbie

A female meth addict who traffics her "cuteness" or physical "gifts" in exchange for schards of meth.

SCHARD BARBIE

Jane Doe aint nothing but a schard barbie.

by REDNNIK December 11, 2020

neon barbie

a girl that is very bright,colorful and loud.most importantly,she's a gay magnet.gay men flock to her and she does not go anywhere with her entourage of gay men.

two gay men are talking
guy 1:damn, i hella love julia.
guy 2:yeah, me to.it's because she's a neon barbie.

by love them so:) July 9, 2010

Persian Barbie

nickname for Shahs of Sunset cast member Lilly Ghalichi

The Persian Barbie is the most followed Iranian on social media, makes more than one million dollars a year as an attorney, and went to UT-Austin for undergrad.

by Coop Dupe January 29, 2020

Barbie

Rhyming slang for BRB.

Okay, that's it y'all, I've had enough, BaRBie, I'm outta here.

by GlitterbugDancer October 4, 2023

Buckhead Barbie

A refined evolution of the archetype originating from the Buckhead area. Unlike their precursor/enemy "Buckhead Betties" a Buckhead Barbie transcends the confines of traditional expectations. They are distinguished by their residence in the affluent Buckhead locale, often driving luxurious vehicles such as Range Rovers or G-Wagons, emblematic of their elevated status. Buckhead Barbies meticulously balance multiple spheres of life, effortlessly juggling commitments such as pilates classes, peleton, the gym, active involvement in PTA meetings & social gatherings, and efficiently managing household affairs, including childcare if they have kids, though most do not. Crucially, Buckhead Barbies need not adhere to conventional norms; instead, they epitomize independence and self-reliance, demonstrating a formidable capability to navigate life's demands with finesse. With a discerning eye for luxury and a commitment to excellence, Buckhead Barbies exemplify the modern affluent woman, characterized by both opulence and autonomy.

Teen Boy: "Did you see Jake's mom come from pilates? Dude she's so hot!"
Teen Boy 2: "I know right! She's literally a buckhead barbie"

by can you remember the rain March 28, 2024