Badgered

1. You are drunk
2. Wasted

Dude, what were you up to this weekend?
I don't remember, i was fu**ing badgered

by Yerboi221 May 26, 2017

Badger Spat

the act of after performing a gnarly guch spat, taping your wanggalang to inner thigh to ensure minimum to no floppage.

During high knees in practice today, I was comforted to know that my Badger Spat was providing protection from high fricion of my dick head and my thighs.

by Captain Batesalot April 10, 2011

badgering

repeatedly ask (someone) to do something; pester. A similar word be embering or pestering.

Stop badgering me about my homework.

by Jason_gallagher69 May 11, 2025

blowing badgers

Not quite a tornado but windy enough that no one would accuse you of exaggerating if you claimed a badger just blew by.

Translated straight from the legitimate Swedish saying "det blåser grävling" which in the Swedish skydiving world means that it is way too windy to go skydiving.

Holy cow dude, it's blowing badgers!

by BlowingBadgersForReal February 23, 2021

Badger

Someone who sleeps all the time never goes anywhere unless there's food

Stop being a badger and go do something productive

by tin.ofbiscuits11 December 5, 2017

Bloody Badger

When the whiskey hits you hard and you have to use popsicle sticks, and twist ties to keep erect.

Went out last night and Seth had use the bloody badger to hit up that 2..

by Great Gadberry June 12, 2018

shit badger

When an alcoholic gets drunk- often when provoked.

I turned into a shit badger last night when my ex came to the bar with her new boyfriend.

by Mahree November 25, 2013