by tin.ofbiscuits11 December 5, 2017
Get the Badger mug.THAT BADGER RIPPED OFF MY BALLS
by Crazyfrikncatcher April 5, 2021
Get the Badger mug.A person, usually but by no means always a man, who can be relied upon to hijack any topic of conversation to parade their own knowledge of the subject, however sketchy that might be.
Examples:
Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)
Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)
Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)
Examples:
Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)
Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)
Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)
For God’s sake don’t mention beekeeping to Julia’s dad, he’s a noted badger expert
I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law
I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law
by J Lewis-Partnership September 2, 2021
Get the Badger Expert mug.Whilst this may be a noun for the little black and white animal that sniffles amongst leaves, nibbles on earthworms and digs muddy holes at nighttime, the word 'badger' has an entirely alternate definition in another context. This word can be used to describe anyone who is caught sneaking around other people's business where they're not wanted and joining in on other people's banter of which he does not comprehend. Using the terms 'badgery' and 'badgering' also carry the same meaning.
Person L: "I've fookin had enough of that little badgery boy Steven joining in on our banter"
Person J: "I know exactly what ya mean mate, he's always badgering around in our business ennit"
Person J: "I know exactly what ya mean mate, he's always badgering around in our business ennit"
by Los Bantros de Frazola November 26, 2014
Get the Badger mug.by Luci the Kat May 26, 2020
Get the Badger mug.A person who will record or take pictures of people with intention to harass in order to make them look bad.
The recorder attempts to play the victim of whatever they are unsatisfied. They start to record others to intimidate and esculate their issue unprofessionally. So they can attempt to do harm to a person's or businesses productivity and reputation.
Most commonly you will find this on the internet as public freakouts.
The recorder attempts to play the victim of whatever they are unsatisfied. They start to record others to intimidate and esculate their issue unprofessionally. So they can attempt to do harm to a person's or businesses productivity and reputation.
Most commonly you will find this on the internet as public freakouts.
I do not have to show my Walmart receipt and I am recording for my own protection.
Do not touch my phone you have physically assaulted Me by touching my property.
Hello I need a officer at **** **** ave. I have a irated customer that refuses to leave and now is trespassing on private property.
Stop phone badgering in my place of business.
Do not touch my phone you have physically assaulted Me by touching my property.
Hello I need a officer at **** **** ave. I have a irated customer that refuses to leave and now is trespassing on private property.
Stop phone badgering in my place of business.
by Red Android July 20, 2018
Get the Phone Badgering mug.A demonic beast created by a lesser Shedim lord. It is a honey badger infused with hellfire and demonic ichor, amplifying its natural fearlessness into an unholy, chaotic wrath. It is a Physical-Tier threat, viewed by Lucifer as a messy, uncontrollable, and annoying pest.
by TEMPERALTEMPLAR October 19, 2025
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