Me: "Hey, your house is on fire."
Austin: "I don't give a fuck!"
Me: "I would let your doctor know you're experiencing Austin Syndrome really bad again..."
Austin: "I don't give a fuck!"
Me: "I would let your doctor know you're experiencing Austin Syndrome really bad again..."
by Anna Incorporated September 04, 2013
by Jacob vinkle May 13, 2021
Austin and Ben make great friends, if you meet a friendship with an Austin and a Ben - I can betcha that that friendship will never end.
by BenExplainsWords July 08, 2022
He is so awesome and cute every girl likes him. He is the best hockey in the world. Coolest guy. A fucking beauty. Can party hard
Austin stone is awesome
by Kayla Kurtz March 22, 2021
A bomb ass footballer who sacrificed starting a game to slay Manchester United on his debut for Southampton and lives on as Saint Charlie. Also a legend for QPR, and is friends with English legend Joey Barton. Probably the biggest inspiration to younger footballers who want to make it big.
by Jamie Vardy's having a party January 25, 2016
Austin Simmons's are normally very attractive; with above average penis. They are your ladies men. They stay loyal during relationships and doesn't flirt/talk to any other females. Almost all of them have nice beards.
by heavydutymacbook March 06, 2017
A common species of female that has been known to exist in the Winston-Salem and DC regions. This species is often awkward and attempts to do crazy shit. The species is also very clumsy often walking into things when they are going places. They also think that they are the coolest; some might call them trend followers. They are also known to get fired up at times, often seen running unexpectedly to wherever they go. They dislike cats as they are always looking for cats to murder. Often naive and unknowing it is common to also spot them in the woods as they have been known to LOVE snipe hunts. But in the end this species is harmless as it merely floats through its life looking for direction.
"Hey Austin Conger do you think you could catch a snipe for me?"
Responce "Sure, but im not very good at it as I have never caught one before"
"Hey Austin Conger look out for that lamp post!"
Responce "To late... thats gonna leave a bruse."
"No don't kill the kitty!"
Responce "To late its already in pieces"
Responce "Sure, but im not very good at it as I have never caught one before"
"Hey Austin Conger look out for that lamp post!"
Responce "To late... thats gonna leave a bruse."
"No don't kill the kitty!"
Responce "To late its already in pieces"
by A Co-Worker May 22, 2012