Penile Attack

A penile attack can happen when your penis gets attacked by anything in any way, leaving it unusable.

Jimmy's penis suffered a penile attack.

by AngryNoodleMan69 February 21, 2022

Sneak Attack That

To start off as friends, letting that other person know you want to be friends, but your real intention with him/her is to have a relationship/ fling / to hook up

mike - you see that girl over there? Tonya?
todd - yeah man
mike - u know she doesnt want a relantionship right now right?
todd - i know ,but yo man, ima totally sneak attack that
Mike - NICE

by J-Release-O November 15, 2009

Option Attack

The greatest motha fuckin game eva!!! It is a Mini-Game on EA Sports NCAA Football video game.

Players of this game frequently employ the douche pitch, the pick-off, and the hit stick.

Michael: Hey man I think I am gonna get a BJ tonighit

Pavan: Whatev, I think I am gonna play option attack today

Michael: NO effin way, option attack is way better than getting a BJ

by pavk December 21, 2008

Tubby Attack

When a tubby man flips out, almost like don vito.

Yo, Kennedy quit having a tubby attack, we will get you your nachos.

by BIG BOY March 30, 2012

Bongcloud Attack

A chess opening that is very funny and goes like this:
1. e4 e5
2. Ke2

The opening is named after Lenny Bongcloud and popularized by Hikaru Nakamura on Twitch.

Jeff: "What is the best opening in chess?"
Person of culture: "The Bongcloud Attack."

by Polterkill April 22, 2022

Pip Attack

When you're horny and don't have a pillow instead a Pipstar body pillow. So you hump it cum on it and slap your dick on the face of the Pipstar body pillow. So much cum the smell is unbearable, your mom thought you have 14 dead fish living in your armpits and you have to take a shower immediately. After that flip it over and sleep on the crotch of the Pipstar body pillow.

Pip Attack oh yes pls

by quartz89 February 9, 2022

"Comeback Attack"

A "comeback atttack" is when you say something mean to someone and they immediately start yelling out random comebacks.

Person: I told Jennifer that her hair was ugly and she totally had a "Comeback Attack"!

by skooby-doo October 3, 2008